I wouldn’t pay more than £5m for Zico tho.
Eden Hazard is going to be available. Swap for Long plus £5m to us.
My January wish list:
Gaston Ramirez gets a hat trick.
Koeman signs an extension to his contract.
Saints move up to third in the league.
Pelle hits the 20 goal mark
James Ward Prowse scores a worldie free kick
Jay Rodriguez scores in 3 consecutive games.
No one leaves.
Bearsy turns up at a Papsweb drinks meet up completely unannounced.
Some form of playmaker with the ability to link play and work as hard as Davis whilst also being a bit more ‘glamourous’ about it!
For 8p.
I think we should make a derisory offer for at least one Tottenham player and should repeat the process in every transfer window.
Katharina Liebherr to get absolutely ratted on New Year’s Eve. An equally-inebriated Les Reed will ring to wish her a Happy New Year, but end the call by daring her to buy P*mpey. She’ll do so (using the change down the back of her sofa).
Treating her ‘investment’ as little more than a toy, Kat will re-appropriate the P*mpey first team to compete in the half-time relay at St. Mary’s, while the skates are forced to play their reserves. They drop from a pre-Xmas play-off position into a 21-match losing streak and are relegated to the Conference on the final day of the season.
Taylor Swift
She would certainly shake it up!
So, Steven Davis in a figure hugging number and high heels?
All fur coat and no knickers…
I know that Kelvin gets loads of stick but I think he has been a good servant to the club. However it is high time he hung up his gloves and I would like us to get a decent no 2 keeper as I dont think Gazza is ever going to make the grade.
Umm won’t Stek be that when Forster comes back from his injury, or vice-versa!!
Stek is on loan though, isn’t he? He might not be here after this season.
So sign him on a permanent then…seemples
I don’t have the power to sanction that.
Jayrod returning to full fitness and form.
Ditto Forster.
Mane discovering real consistency, thus pushing him firmly into the £40m bracket.
Not sure I’d buy anyone at the mo, we have a squad for the Europa League so we should be able to cope with most things without going on a QPR-style panicky trolley dash.
A fully fit squad and I am struggling for the first time in supporting them in saying where we could actually improve (obviously without millions and millions).
A striker is obvious but to take us to the next level would cost £30-40 million and that in wages, and then would they come here and would the club ever spend that? Not in a million years.
you don’t need to spend 30-40m on a striker, that’s nonsense and no one of that value would come to us anyway. Bony cost Swansea £12m.
And they are gambled buys, assured ones cost that, Ramirez, Osvaldo?