January wishlist

I would sell Shane Long to Sunderland for £10m.

Interesting. If we couldn’t get Zico, then I’d be happy for straight swap of Long for Fletcher.

Yeah good idea swap Long for Fletcher, and then I would sell Fletcher to Sunderland for £10m.

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I wouldn’t pay more than £5m for Zico tho.

Eden Hazard is going to be available. Swap for Long plus £5m to us.

My January wish list:

Gaston Ramirez gets a hat trick.

Koeman signs an extension to his contract.

Saints move up to third in the league.

Pelle hits the 20 goal mark

James Ward Prowse scores a worldie free kick

Jay Rodriguez scores in 3 consecutive games.

No one leaves.

Bearsy turns up at a Papsweb drinks meet up completely unannounced.

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Some form of playmaker with the ability to link play and work as hard as Davis whilst also being a bit more ‘glamourous’ about it!

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For 8p.

I think we should make a derisory offer for at least one Tottenham player and should repeat the process in every transfer window.

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Katharina Liebherr to get absolutely ratted on New Year’s Eve. An equally-inebriated Les Reed will ring to wish her a Happy New Year, but end the call by daring her to buy P*mpey. She’ll do so (using the change down the back of her sofa).

Treating her ‘investment’ as little more than a toy, Kat will re-appropriate the P*mpey first team to compete in the half-time relay at St. Mary’s, while the skates are forced to play their reserves. They drop from a pre-Xmas play-off position into a 21-match losing streak and are relegated to the Conference on the final day of the season.

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Taylor Swift

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She would certainly shake it up!

So, Steven Davis in a figure hugging number and high heels?

All fur coat and no knickers…

I know that Kelvin gets loads of stick but I think he has been a good servant to the club. However it is high time he hung up his gloves and I would like us to get a decent no 2 keeper as I dont think Gazza is ever going to make the grade.

Umm won’t Stek be that when Forster comes back from his injury, or vice-versa!!

Stek is on loan though, isn’t he? He might not be here after this season.

So sign him on a permanent then…seemples

I don’t have the power to sanction that.

Jayrod returning to full fitness and form.

Ditto Forster.

Mane discovering real consistency, thus pushing him firmly into the £40m bracket.

Not sure I’d buy anyone at the mo, we have a squad for the Europa League so we should be able to cope with most things without going on a QPR-style panicky trolley dash.

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