Leeds Utd invoke a Pie Tax

Football
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SO the nutter at Leeds has done it again

I know we have the ticket tax and had the carpark fee’s but what is the worst thing that you have had to pay for because you actually wanted to buy something else?

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I don’t visit the other place very often anymore, but I’d love to know what Turkish is saying about this.

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Probably a match ticket for game that I could not go to, just to get a ticket for the game after, that I could make!

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Paying to post on the other place, so that Hypo could get very worked up about others enjoying themselves.

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I also once bought a fuck load of raffle tickets at a quiz many years ago as there was an item I wanted, I probably spent more on raffle tickets than the value of the item!

I was very drunk!

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Does anybody know what the catering at Elland road is like what could you actually get for you 5 quid ?

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At the V festival a few years back I wanted to know the stage times (v fest very Corp do not release stage times on website), but you had to buy a bag with the stage times, a program, a magazine about the history of the v festival for £20! The year before you could get the stage times for a £5!

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Whilst in Singapore I needed to go back to the Philippines and the airline would only allow me to travel if I had a return ticket. As i had a ticket to leave the Philippines to a different country it shouldn’t have been a problem. But no the " that is not our ticket and we cant prove it is genuine" was rolled out. So paid for the return ticket which never got used and then spent nearly a year trying to claim as much back of it I could

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As sir knows, I’m blessed with an above average memory and considerable analytical skill. This reconstruction will never be a patch on the real thing, and I invite the real Turks to come on and show us how it is all done.

(drum roll)

Who goes to the football to fill their faces? Most people can go 90 minutes without shovelling food into their face, yes? Dirty plastic bastards pushing deluxe Balti pies into their gobs with their foam fucking hands and smearing grease on their replica shirts. And why don’t we have pies of white origin? All I see are little brown bits of meat, probably JCLs from over there. I don’t understand it, or racism in general (tee hee).

This Turkish recreation was brought to you by River Island and Harrogate Chamber of Commerce.

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I have never bought enything I have never needed even to get something else that I wanted

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You must have bought your wife a meal to get a leg over before she was the wife of course?

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Hmm, now you come to mention it…

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It’s all about Clashfinder. I can guarantee some kind soul would’ve nabbed those times and put them onto Clashfinder. The site even has a printer-friendly option.