Lurker Seance

If you’re out there reading this lurker, make yourself known to us (vote in this poll + upvote)!

  • Handsome South Asian Cricketers
  • Corbyn
  • The Sotonians Soviet
  • Pap
  • Ami Emersons omelette
  • Optimus Trousers
  • Virgil Van-Dyke
  • Jacob Rees-Mogg

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I have a little script which emails everyone that hasn’t logged in for a month, telling them if they’ve been mentioned, etc.

Yeah, one of my spare accounts received one of these the other day. :wink:

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Pap, I’ve been meaning to tell you.

I actually have 350 accounts. The overwhelming majority of the posts on here are just you and me.

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Just want to let everyone know I’m not Tokyo.

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I am actually pap.

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I’m Tokyo and so’s my wife

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To be fair, lurking isn’t a crime.

Though the least they could do is cough up to rename Chutters as a thankyou for all the effort of regular posters who provide witty and incisive comment…oh, wait

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I just like to present the friendly face of Sotonians to all those timid lurkers out there. Come and join us.

Welcome… :lou_lol:

Every Lurker who turns Poster is like another Sinner saved. Each and every one of you will receive, free of charge, The Barry Sanchez welcome pack of a Gideon Testament and Troll Doll.

We do hope your stay will be a pleasant and fulfilling experience.

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You think that scares me?

I still spend a fraction of my time contemplating the possibility that I might be in a solipstic personal universe and that you lot are figments of my imagination.

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I’m still convinced I’m in my own version of the Truman show, tbf.

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At least it’s in colour. I reckon @barry-sanchez 's universe could be in black and white.

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Fuck, I thought I’d hidden those cameras better this time.

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Just white.

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Snow blind?

He has been seeing a new awful lot of snowflakes lately.

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In my universe I may no exceptions for all backward cultures, others do or don’t want to talk about them.

93% of the snowflakes in the UK reside on here.

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Two questions, Bazilla.

Who gets to be the arbiter of what constitutes a backward culture? What is a leading edge culture?

Is homophobia backward?
I believe so, where is it acceptable and also encouraged to be so?
Its easy to do so, there you have it.

We’re a leading edge culture or getting there in legislation and law wouldn’t you say?

Cultures that don’t rely on and question religion openly get my vote.