Mad Scientist Encourages Male on Male Moth Rape

Monkey Tennis
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The below might seem made up but is completely true and was on the news this morning.

The Natural History Museum are getting sick of moths coming in and eating away at the animal skins, dinosaurs or whatever and have come up with a unique way of stopping it.

A moth expert professor/mad scientist has come up with this stuff male moths love and mixed it with a pheromone that makes male moths smell like female moths. As the male moth eats the stuff they like, let’s call it mothnip, they get covered in the female pheromone making them into moth trannies that are irresistible to other male moths.

The moth trannies then fly around doing their moth thing but then get raped by other male moths, causing moth fights and stuff. Moths then don’t breed as the trannie moths are more attractive than the regular female moths and their numbers decrease. This means there are less moths to eat the animal skins and dinosaurs and stuff. The professor/mad scientist said that this will be readily available to the general public soon.

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you can see why they want female bros out of the labaratories, if this is the sort of stuff they get up to

I’d like to get some of this stuff tho! I would paint it on i.e. spiders, and dogs, and bros at work, just for i.e. lols.

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You can say that again.

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I can feel an experiment comming on, I’m off to buy a tin of bear pheromones, if someone can source a tub of labrador fanny batter…

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I can get that for you. Wait, hang on!

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Here is the info to prove I am telling the truth.

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If they really wanted to turn moths gay, wouldn’t it have been easier just to make them watch Mamma Mia?

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Have you seen Mamma Mia bear?