Well a long time a go a sadly missed poster called Crocked Rob was sacked from match thread set duties on account of being totally shit at it and ensuring defeat.
The latest to take on the challnege is The Chutney Ferret who is looking to see Chelsea defeat Manchester United and The wonderful men of St Mary’s defeat the ‘Citeh’ by 2 goals so that we reach the elevated position of 6th in the division.
2-1 saints for me … Austin to carry on the good work and J Rod on his first return to the Ethiad after ‘that’ injury.
I see it in the coffee granules
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Well a long time a go a sadly missed poster called Crocked Rob was sacked from match thread set duties on account of being totally shit at it and ensuring defeat.
The latest to take on the challnege is The Chutney Ferret who is looking to see Chelsea defeat Manchester United and The wonderful men of St Mary’s defeat the ‘Citeh’ by 2 goals so that we reach the elevated position of 6th in the division.
I will look at the tea leaves, whilst rubbing my crystal balls to see if this will occur… does anyone knowhow to read tea leaves?
Sadly with the advent of tea bags reading the leaves is a lost art. I’m still confident my Stripey bowl and porridge combo with recover from the upset of Thursday evening and prove a robust portent of a fine away win.
Pray the game is far away enough from Mullet’s birthday for it not to exert a negative influence.
Downvoted for this commonness - upvoted for honesty
After the way we played on Thursday we should have no fears against Citeh. Think we can edge it.
If someone can find the fucking net that is…
Obviously you’ve never tried predicting the outcome of a football match with a freshly roasted coffee bean.
Try it first and then you can judge me
Think this will be a tough game, citeh will be done licking their wounds after their midweek mauling and looking to get back on track, but I can see us grinding out a 0-0.
That being said I will be putting a fiver on 1-0 Saints.
you need to grind the beans and make the coffee first you dumb fuck
Is this a euphemism for some kinda of master/slave angry sex thing ?
Only if you want it to be 
er… right er
1-3 Saints go 6th
Similar feeling for me as well i’m afraid. I’m thinking 1-1.
Would be OK, but if we can control the majority of the ball and make them chase it for the first 20 minutes, i think they’ll fall apart(i really want to say 1-4).
Fuck that, Martina and Fonte against Aguero and Sterling??
I’ll save that just in case Yoshi gets a start.
We need a poll on what time the first dodgy backpass happens
Could we make the thread title a bit longer, perhaps include the club addresses?
No.
Could we at least add _ Football Club _ to Manchester City so that both clubs are described fully?
And I need to know their fax numbers as well. 