Manchester United V Saints Match Thread

Think Summer will see Mane, Vic and Pelle move on… for around 40mil max… some say selling is not a problem if you replace like for like or better… but to me its the constant annual change when these players are part of the spine, or the ‘special’ ones that can change a game… Having to rebuild year on year is never going to see us progress… merely stagnate or flirt with relegation.

I think we’ll get a result here, and I am rarely wrong about These Kind Of Things. If I was you bros, I would get down ur local bookies + lump on. You can thank me later.

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Thanks bearsy, just lumped on - all savings for the summer holiday, getting the Kitchen sorted and daughter’s college, Also got paid today so will lump on the whole monthly salary as a well before the direct debits go out on the 1st. How Mrs C will be pleased when I come back with a winning haul. I owe you one my fine ursine tipster

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No probs. I would also take out a second mortgage, and cash in my pension, if I was you. There are also some crazy deals available on Pay Day Loans, which might be worth looking at.

Finding it difficult to remember a recent manager with the quiet clout and authority of RK. I’ve just watched that press conference and he’s just the same measured fella on every response. No players are leaving this window (except maybe Gaston, who we don’t want) and he’ll repeat that for the 81st time if you want him to :slight_smile:

His assessment is not far off. We’ve not always given a superb account of ourselves against United in recent times, but it has largely been stupid stuff that has cost us. Cut that out, and we have a good chance.

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Good idea, pension was a bad growth year so this will grow the pot - already maxed out 6 credit cards for cash withdrawals, but had forgotten about Wonga bros and their competitive rates of interest - Took out the max again online and told them they could have have it back Monday Plus the 1795% interest… which reminds me to go seek out Vladimir, not sure of his surname but must be doing well for himself as he has one of those lovely smart Bentley Continentals … not met him before, but heard he sorts folk out for bigger sums of cash and something about hospital bulls so I should be able to get a good haul there as well.

Fuck Yeah this time next week we will be Millionnaires!

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It’s all good anyway, cos I’ve had a word with pap, and he has got such great faith in my tipsting that he has agreed to underwrite all stakes upto a maximum of £500k per poster.

Originally posted by @pap

Finding it difficult to remember a recent manager with the quiet clout and authority of RK. I’ve just watched that press conference and he’s just the same measured fella on every response. No players are leaving this window (except maybe Gaston, who we don’t want) and he’ll repeat that for the 81st time if you want him to :slight_smile:

Yeah he’s good in those press conferences; he’s a bit arsey, and he talks down to the dumb journos like School Children, but not so much that it makes him look like a Cunt.

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That’s good. With the

Second mortgage, pension cash, savings, wonga loan, credit crad cash and thismonths slary topped up with £75k form Vlad, got £575k to lump on… feeling really luck Bearsy - you the man so not lumping on the win, going all in for 3-0 to Saints with SDavis as first goascorer bro at 100-1.

Life changing weekend ! :lou_lol:

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good man. Like Finding Money In The Street.

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Do you really need both of those kidneys GA?

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Need to keep just in case we win 3-1 or something or Forster scores first… as Vlad suggested they would ‘cut out your (My) keednies whilst you watching’’ if I do not get their £75K + £50K interest on Monday

Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

Originally posted by @Bearsy

It’s all good anyway, cos I’ve had a word with pap, and he has got such great faith in my tipsting that he has agreed to underwrite all stakes upto a maximum of £500k per poster.

That’s good. With the

Second mortgage, pension cash, savings, wonga loan, credit crad cash and thismonths slary topped up with £75k form Vlad, got £575k to lump on… feeling really luck Bearsy - you the man so not lumping on the win, going all in for 3-0 to Saints with SDavis as first goascorer bro at 100-1.

Life changing weekend ! :lou_lol:

Fool … should have taken the 1,000,000 to 1 odds of JWP scoring at anytime from open play, no matter what the score, Fraser is only 250,000 to 1 FFS. :astonished:

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I was feeling confident of us sneaking a result at The Theatre of Dreams until I saw why it is named just that. In their last 10 home games Utd have failed to score before half time, playing shite boring football, the crowd are fast asleep dreaming of previous times under Fergie.

Any club going into a game with such pathetic stats,or an attacker who hasn’t scored for absolutely seem to suddenly become world beaters when they face us!! 4-0 at HT witha Depay hat trick I reckon :frowning:

That doss coont VDG will be pulling out all the shots to try and get one over Koeman. He might actually decide to pick Morgan, who has only been on a losing Utd team once in 20 appearances!!

Despite all of that, bouyed with confidence with 2 wins on the spin and having Fraser back and the possibility of somebody who knows how to score a goal or 2 (no i don’t mean JWP!!) in attack, we could well get a draw at a minimum, or even sound the death knell on VDG with a glorious win. COYS

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Charlie will score, I heard that for sure. Or someone will score some charlie. Or someone will look a charlie. Cant remember, might be all three.

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One of these days I’ll get a proper streaming option sorted out. Maybe this weekend? Who knows.

What the heck’s the difference between sportsmania.eu and sportsnationhd.tv? Aren’t they run by the same people? Why not just have one product and make it simple?!

What’s the deal with the TACTICS we’re playing at the moment? I missed the last two games, except for seeing them on MOTD, but MOTD don’t really bother talking bout tactics. They mostly talk about goals.

This is what I Gather from Sources: We play like a 3 at the back, but one of the 3 is Bert Rand, which seems weird, and then like a 5 in midfield (and one of them is Targett, which is weird), and then like Mane & Long up front. Is that about right?

a) What happens with Tadic, when Tadic comes on?

b) Is the idea that we can switch easily back to 4-3-3 if i.e. circumstance arises, with Bert Rand at Left Back and i.e. Targett, I suppose, playing wide forward? Or does that Not Happen.

c) Since when is Targett good Attacking? I missed that Memo.

d) Is Mane really striker, or is he more In Behind or i.e. Go Where You Want?

e) Is Charlie ‘Charles’ Austin signed with this formation in mind, cos i.e. we need 2 strikers rather than 1, so is i.e. this gonna be Permanent Formation? Is this why also Koeman wants to sign Bruno Martins Indi, cos he wants another bro who can play CB and LB to a better standard than Yoshida?

f) Is it good Tactic to play vs Manchester United of Manchester?

Think that’s about it tks

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When the feds come on, sportsmania.eu go, “Not us bro, we just copy the streams from sportsnationhd.tv”, and when the feds go after sportsnationhd.tv, they just say, “Not us bro, we just copy the streams from sportsmania.eu”

Targett has been pretty good lately, Bear. Set up one of our goals with a decent cross, also got the penalty.

Mané would be a striker if he could get the fucking ball into the net, but he goes where he wants, and even without scoring, is a huge asset to the team. Even if he’s doing something ultimately wasteful, a lot of time and effort is spend trying to stop him. Also very explosive - can’t imagine defenders getting a moment’s peace.

Dunno about the rest. I know fuck all about football, remember.

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