Mayhem wants to renew the"British Dream"

The Chinese as well. She’s already been accused copying tv show the West wing.

Just when you thought that speech had been as bad as it could possibly have been along came this photo…

This is all a bit awkward.

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Isn’t that from last year?

The facts of the UK in 2017 suggest that The Britsh Dream is to watch Strictly, Bake Off and Mrs Brown’s Boys, to read The Sun and The Mail, to rundown the NHS, to fuck over the weakest in society and to be paranoid about pesky foreigners taking our jobs.

I could do without that sort of dream ta.

I want my country back, the nice one that cared a bit about the worst off - and liked Slade, Spangles, and Only Fools and Horses.

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You expect ME to be up to date on Politics?

I just read Twitter

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Wet dream…?

My brain read that as ‘A BITTER FUHRER’.

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I dream of not having a shallow fucking weathervane as our Prime Minister.

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OK guys, what bit of Monkey Tennis don’t you understand?

We’ve got threads for Brexit and the Tories and even ones for anti-non-white Anglo Saxon stuff.

I was looking for whimsy or smut…come on you’re all good at this.

Pap, can you set up an automatic redirect of all other stuff?

Fu k, what am I saying, I’ve redirected more than a few threads, so as you were…

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This is genius. Type a phrase and watch it fall off the wall behind Theresa May.

My contribution

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Damn you @pap I just came here to post that!

Ya bastard!

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“The British Dream” sounds like the title for an episode of The Good Life.

Mind you, I’ve had a number of dreams about c.1975 Felicity Kendal…

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A military coup followed by a period of benign dictatorship.

The umpires. Their calls just don’t make any sense.

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Is it This?

Choose life

May not work on this phone and with intermittent Wi-Fi here.

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Great game

Mine

Should never have changed the name from Monkey Chicken petting zoo.

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This gives me great pleasure, @krg_ .

When I go to the great forum in the sky, I’d always seen you as my 3 lettered username replacement.

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Anything will be better than the nightmare that is Corbyn.