The facts of the UK in 2017 suggest that The Britsh Dream is to watch Strictly, Bake Off and Mrs Brown’s Boys, to read The Sun and The Mail, to rundown the NHS, to fuck over the weakest in society and to be paranoid about pesky foreigners taking our jobs.
I could do without that sort of dream ta.
I want my country back, the nice one that cared a bit about the worst off - and liked Slade, Spangles, and Only Fools and Horses.
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You expect ME to be up to date on Politics?
I just read Twitter
My brain read that as ‘A BITTER FUHRER’.
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pap
6 October 2017 14:25
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I dream of not having a shallow fucking weathervane as our Prime Minister.
OK guys, what bit of Monkey Tennis don’t you understand?
We’ve got threads for Brexit and the Tories and even ones for anti-non-white Anglo Saxon stuff.
I was looking for whimsy or smut…come on you’re all good at this.
Pap, can you set up an automatic redirect of all other stuff?
Fu k, what am I saying, I’ve redirected more than a few threads, so as you were…
pap
6 October 2017 15:04
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This is genius. Type a phrase and watch it fall off the wall behind Theresa May.
My contribution
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KRG
6 October 2017 15:07
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Damn you @pap I just came here to post that!
Ya bastard!
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“The British Dream” sounds like the title for an episode of The Good Life.
Mind you, I’ve had a number of dreams about c.1975 Felicity Kendal…
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A military coup followed by a period of benign dictatorship.
pap
6 October 2017 15:51
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The umpires. Their calls just don’t make any sense.
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Is it This?
Choose life
May not work on this phone and with intermittent Wi-Fi here.
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Should never have changed the name from Monkey Chicken petting zoo.
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pap
6 October 2017 16:32
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This gives me great pleasure, @krg _ .
When I go to the great forum in the sky, I’d always seen you as my 3 lettered username replacement.
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Anything will be better than the nightmare that is Corbyn.
Oooh, a controversial position according to certain posters.
I shall sit here with my popcorn and watch with interest
Surely this must be it. It’s by David Essex and you can’t get much more British than that.
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