Meatloaf collapses on stage

In the spirit of origins and meanings, my boss is convinced that “that” in the line “But I won’t do that” refers to anal sex.

Her logic is that it follows on from “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”

I’ve tried to explain to her that it’s not, but she won’t have it*.

*Won’t have it that I’m right, not won’t have anal sex.

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Not worthy of his own thread (IMO) but Quo’s Rick Parfitt is also in the wars.

Parfitt is always having heart attacks, I think it’s just attention-seeking.

No doubt he’ll be up and about in hospital soon and rocking all over the ward.

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I would use a little less milk and maybe a larger egg with a couple of ounces of breadcrumbs.

Maybe let the meatloaf cool before putting it on display.

Originally posted by @saintbletch

I’ve tried to explain to her that it’s not, but she won’t have it*.

*Won’t have it that I’m right, not won’t have anal sex.

Is she single?

It seems odd to be talking to your female boss about anal sex. Are you after a promotion?

Yeah - and doesn’t he work at a primary school? This is all fucked up (the arse)

He works in a primary school? I never knew that. The only male teacher, swanning around as if he owns all the female staff. No wonder he’s always asking whether they take it up the bum bum.

I think he’s more into being ‘owned’:

Lord I hope my laptop never has to go into the shop for repair.

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I don’t believe it!

Originally posted by @Fatso

I don’t believe it!

You know bletch?

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Originally posted by @TheCholulaKid

Originally posted by @saintbletch

I’ve tried to explain to her that it’s not, but she won’t have it*.

*Won’t have it that I’m right, not won’t have anal sex.

Is she single?

More of a double, if I’m brutally honest.

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No.

Just anal sex.

Weirdo.

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @Fatso

I don’t believe it!

You know bletch?

It’s a good look, and you know it.

The Sotonians’ Old Blokes footy team (that will soon be making a comeback) met the boss in the bar at Fleming Park.

She’s quite forward as I’m sure they’ll agree. I’d be surprised if she didn’t discuss anal sex with the RaleighBoy. He does, after all, have a lovely arse.

When she started telling me about some arsefuck I thought it was just a pet name she has for you.

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My cousin liked Status Quo. I used to call them Status Chord. He never liked it when I said that.

I saw Meat Loaf back in 1998/99, it was rescheduled because he lost his voice. His daughter at the time must have been 15/16 years old, she had an amazing voice! I was shocked that she was belting out such a sound!

Was her dad stood on her foot?

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Todd Rungren was also heavily involved on the album, playing guitar on several tracks. A couple of the E Street band also played on it - Roy Bittan and Max Weinberg.