Meatloaf collapses on stage

Yes we know you played with The Sisters and supplied Eldritch with his first overdose!

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Why is called Meatloaf?

*he even … :lou_facepalm_2:

Lunchmeat, Corned Beef or Spam

Originally posted by @TedMaul

Why is called Meatloaf?

From here

Over the years Meat has told several stories on how he got his nickname due to the fact that he was asked the question so often. The stories he’s told in the past have included a Volkswagen running over his head, being in an aeroplane crash and only being able to say ‘Meat’ and standing on his football coach’s foot. The ‘Meat’ part of his name was actually given to him by his father when he was a baby because he was bright red and looked like a piece of meat. The ‘Loaf’ part was added when he was in high school and stood on his football coach’s foot and the coach yelled “Get of my foot, you great hunk of Meat Loaf”. The next day he found that the name tape on his locker had been changed to Meat Loaf.

In the spirit of origins and meanings, my boss is convinced that “that” in the line “But I won’t do that” refers to anal sex.

Her logic is that it follows on from “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”

I’ve tried to explain to her that it’s not, but she won’t have it*.

*Won’t have it that I’m right, not won’t have anal sex.

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Not worthy of his own thread (IMO) but Quo’s Rick Parfitt is also in the wars.

Parfitt is always having heart attacks, I think it’s just attention-seeking.

No doubt he’ll be up and about in hospital soon and rocking all over the ward.

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I would use a little less milk and maybe a larger egg with a couple of ounces of breadcrumbs.

Maybe let the meatloaf cool before putting it on display.

Originally posted by @saintbletch

I’ve tried to explain to her that it’s not, but she won’t have it*.

*Won’t have it that I’m right, not won’t have anal sex.

Is she single?

It seems odd to be talking to your female boss about anal sex. Are you after a promotion?

Yeah - and doesn’t he work at a primary school? This is all fucked up (the arse)

He works in a primary school? I never knew that. The only male teacher, swanning around as if he owns all the female staff. No wonder he’s always asking whether they take it up the bum bum.

I think he’s more into being ‘owned’:

Lord I hope my laptop never has to go into the shop for repair.

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I don’t believe it!

Originally posted by @Fatso

I don’t believe it!

You know bletch?

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Originally posted by @TheCholulaKid

Originally posted by @saintbletch

I’ve tried to explain to her that it’s not, but she won’t have it*.

*Won’t have it that I’m right, not won’t have anal sex.

Is she single?

More of a double, if I’m brutally honest.

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No.

Just anal sex.

Weirdo.

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @Fatso

I don’t believe it!

You know bletch?

It’s a good look, and you know it.

The Sotonians’ Old Blokes footy team (that will soon be making a comeback) met the boss in the bar at Fleming Park.

She’s quite forward as I’m sure they’ll agree. I’d be surprised if she didn’t discuss anal sex with the RaleighBoy. He does, after all, have a lovely arse.