Merder In Paris: EURO 2016

Anyone pretty pumped for the traditional bienniel England buttfucking?

I think FRANCE will win Tournament. I think ENGLAND will be Terrible. I think Henderson & Milner will play in midfield, and Rooney will play Left Wing but actually spend most of his time wandering central and giving ball away with Poor First Touch. John Stones will play Right Back. Chris Smalling will give away 6 or 7 Penalties.

What are ur Predicts? What would ur Team Be? I would play:

FOURSTAR

CLYNE STONES JAGIELKA RAND

LALLANA DIER ALLI STERLING

KANE VARDY

4-4-fucking-2

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Edit: sos know it’s early we can talk bout friendlies or whatever tho pls

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I do agree Smalling will attempt the traditional shirt swapping before the end of each game. :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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That is total '80s bullshit Bear

Also Joe Hart will be fit enough to get down on his knees to Woy again by then

Plus where the hell is John Stones head at the moment - it ain’t anywhere near Martinez’s bits that’s for sure

Hart

Clyne - Cahill/Smallthing - Jagielka - Ryan

Henderson - Alli/Wheelchair

Niveaboy - Dire/#ohGodnotRooney - Vardy

Spankme

And 4-4-2 is deader than the idea of a sequel to Mike Bassett England Manager movie innit

4-4-2 is prime for comeback srs! Everyone will be playing 4-4-2 next year. It’s the new 4-2-3-1

I think you have Dally & Dire the wrong way round there DP.

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Well of course, considering the positions they have played all season and been really successful I’d agree.

But this is Woy we are talking about.

In fact I might swap Ryan for Vardy if I were him

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Wooney and Millerwill see to it that at Euro 16, England does not dissappoint … we will equal the achievements of the last 3 tournaments. Bring it on.

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I AM BANG UP FOR 442 Bear.

But I am piised

And I aam really up for anyfing

442 is slatd but i fink its sexy.

anyway i `m fucked.

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Oh dear. A bit early for such posting, surely? Someone have a word with GB.

Its never too early for drunken ramblings

It is if you’re sober.

Will Woy actually pick Vardy to start next game if Kane isn’t able against Germany?

Good Lord. I don’t remember posting that! I was in bed by half 8 apparently. :lou_sunglasses:

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Fucking Henderson starting :lou_eyes_to_sky: