šŸŽ… Merry Christmas

Enjoying Cambodia then Phil? Cool innit?

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Xmas meal done and dusted - no disasters or arguments.

Might have a little rest of my eyes for a bitā€¦

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Personally, I like your small hands; they make my cock look bigger.

Happy xmas papster. x

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I thought your mobile phone camera on macro mode did that for you, at least thatā€™s what I assumed those WhatsApp image were aboutā€¦

Hope youā€™ve all had loads to drink and eat and got some nice pressies.

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Youā€™re a fucking disgrace bletch, although I say that knowing I wouldnā€™t and possibly couldnā€™t have it any other way.

See you next Tuesday as usual? :lou_lol:

Bring the cash.

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Teenage Mutant running away with GoT Monopoly - actually quite fun as Iā€™ve been reading the books so actually get tbe references and in jokes everyone else are bandying about - good family fun. Paused for Dr Who while I pour myself a bracing refresherā€¦

Best part of my day? Has to be stopping one dog eating shit and having to clean it up. You?

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For me sticking a tube down someones nose and suctioning copious amounts of phlegm from his chest after he became unwell post surgery. Happy christmas :lou_smiley:

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Merry Christmas you fine upstanding gentleperson you! Respect sir!

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Just doing my jerb AG, just doing my jeeerb :lou_wink_2:

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Double vote ups for all those working today to help others, from those wonderful folks in our healthcare services, volunteers, care givers, and all who have to be somewhere away for family. I know how much it means to me to be at home with loved ones, so appreciate the sacrafices you make. Have a good one!

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Ahh the joys of Christmasā€¦too much to eat, too much to drinkā€¦feeling content and replete.

The only downside is the dog has cleaned up all the scraps and is laid contentedly on the sofa beside me; galloping excitedly in his dreams and pungently exercising his doggy sphincter.

Time to pass out.

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Same but we donā€™t have dogs.

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First beer of the day. Little one is staying and is tucked up after a lovely day at my parents place. Girlfriend has come around to see me.

All is good in Cellones cellar.

Hope you have all had a great day and are all well and happy.

Peace.

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Bring my Fulham tickets please. Trusted your promise to buy them. Much obliged.

Morning session: Lanson black label and pancakes.

Lunchtime: Beers at the pub. Amstel.

Afternoon session: Cooking started, Greenalls gin opened.

Late lunch: Chateauneuf du Pape served with dinner. Followed by a Pinotage.

Evening session: Four Pillars gin served and remains underway while I watch the cricket.

A cracking day / night! Merry Christmas all :lou_lol:

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Epic Goatie

Imagined a backward version of Vietnam nut it is so well set up for tourists/trekkers

Last night was only downside with an all night rave 4 doors away.

Too chilled to shout at them so just maxed out on sleeping meds

Plans today scuppered catching the edge of the typhoon so cold and wet which is unusual in rainy season and a fucker when the only thing here is a beachā€¦

Do we get wet all day or stay in bed with the new Lee Child bookā€¦

Typical Boxing Day problem with no kids around except ainā€™ got any shops here unless mini Mart has a sale on Persil or something.

I spoke to my brother, who is busy being a dad to his third kid, born yesterday.

He said heā€™d send his details onto me, but hasnā€™t. Iā€™ll see if I can repurpose him to this important task.

btw, I didnā€™t promise shit. Never do, not even to my family. Promises tend to be the currency of those that have repeatedly let others down, seeking some more believable expression of intent. Not my bag, baby.

Your wedding day must have been a laugh. Not vicar, not my bag baby. Can we not just have a gentlemanā€™s agreement that I will try my best to be around or at least nearby until death is so part?