Merry Christmas

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Bucks posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by saintbletch

Originally posted by pap

 Bucks Fizz at brekkie.  The magic of Christmas, and I'm not even joking.

Got a Nintendo Switch from the girls.   It was very much desired, but has been immediately commandeered by Young Adult #2, who is busy aiming shells at the arses of cute characters in automobiles as we speak.    More of a family present, then.

As a product, it's a piece of genius.   Runs lovely on a full HD panel, Mario Kart looks better than the Wii version.   In handheld mode, that combination of resolution and form factor just looks lovely.   No more will Nintendo owners have to compromise on the move, putting up with a different version of the same game.   

I like the controllers for two reasons.  Once again, Nintendo innovates big time.   Also, it's one of the few occasions were hobbits like me get to lord it over man mountain types like @KRG.   How do you like them shovel hands now, big boy?

Trump apparently doesn't have a problem with the tiny controllers.   They're "tremendous, tremendous controllers", the small handed president was heard to say.

Personally, I like your small hands; they make my cock look bigger.

Happy xmas papster. x

 You're a fucking disgrace bletch, although I say that knowing I wouldn't and possibly couldn't have it any other way.

See you next Tuesday as usual? lou_lol

Bring the cash.

 Bring my Fulham tickets please.    Trusted your promise to buy them.   Much obliged. 

Bucks posted this 4 weeks ago

Morning session:  Lanson black label and pancakes.

Lunchtime:  Beers at the pub.  Amstel.  

Afternoon session:  Cooking started, Greenalls gin opened.  

Late lunch:  Chateauneuf du Pape served with dinner.  Followed by a Pinotage.

Evening session:  Four Pillars gin served and remains underway while I watch the cricket.

A cracking day / night!   Merry Christmas all lou_lol

 

Dubai_Phil posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by Goatboy

Enjoying Cambodia then Phil? Cool innit?

 Epic Goatie 

Imagined a backward version of Vietnam nut it is so well set up for tourists/trekkers 

Last night was only downside with an all night rave 4 doors away.

Too chilled to shout at them so just maxed out on sleeping meds

Plans today scuppered catching the edge of the typhoon so cold and wet which is unusual in rainy season and a fucker when the only thing here is a beach..

Do we get wet all day or stay in bed with the new Lee Child book...

Typical Boxing Day problem with no kids around except ain' got any shops here unless mini Mart has a sale on Persil or something.

pap posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by Bucks

 Bring my Fulham tickets please.    Trusted your promise to buy them.   Much obliged. 

 I spoke to my brother, who is busy being a dad to his third kid, born yesterday.

He said he'd send his details onto me, but hasn't.   I'll see if I can repurpose him to this important task.

btw, I didn't promise shit.   Never do, not even to my family.  Promises tend to be the currency of those that have repeatedly let others down, seeking some more believable expression of intent.   Not my bag, baby.

Tokyo-Saint posted this 4 weeks ago

Your wedding day must have been a laugh. Not vicar, not my bag baby. Can we not just have a gentleman’s agreement that I will try my best to be around or at least nearby until death is so part? 

pap posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by Tokyo-Saint

Your wedding day must have been a laugh. Not vicar, not my bag baby. Can we not just have a gentleman’s agreement that I will try my best to be around or at least nearby until death is so part? 

 My wedding day will just be one of those things you invented, Tokyo,

Hasn't happened yet.  I'm not even engaged.

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BTripz posted this 4 weeks ago - Last edited 4 weeks ago

So, my Christmas so far has been :-

Last Wednesday, take Junior Unit #1 to cinema to watch The Last Jedi, I already have the start of a sore throat at this point. He pukes during the film, I don't see the end of it.

Thursday :- sore thorat worse, start having hot and cold flushes and feeling lethargic.

Friday :- Mrs BTripz out at he works do so I have all day babysitting duties, virus is gettign worse, headaches, hold and cold, no energy.

Saturday :- Virus is carrying on full flow, at least Mrs Btripz is home

Sunday :- Virus not abating, Mrs Btripz out in the evening singing at a local Con Club. I also start to feel sick in the stomach in the evening.

Monday (Christmas Day) :- Virus slightly better, still no energy and feel like I have been run over by a herd of wildebeest. Stomach on full flow not wellness, bloated and feel sick.

Monday night :- Stomach has had enough and ejects (from one end only thankfully {the lower end for those that care}). However this means I have little to no sleep

Today :- Stomach feels slightly better, virus abating, still feel lethargic and sore. Football on telly doesn't make me feel any better.

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So all in all it's not been the best Christmas, Junior Unit #1 has been feeling much the same as me, except he had the bad stomach at the start of it all.

All I've managed over the Christmas period is 1 glass of wine which I didn't really enjoy.

 

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Tokyo-Saint posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Tokyo-Saint

Your wedding day must have been a laugh. Not vicar, not my bag baby. Can we not just have a gentleman’s agreement that I will try my best to be around or at least nearby until death is so part? 

 My wedding day will just be one of those things you invented, Tokyo,

Hasn't happened yet.  I'm not even engaged.

 You know how to suck the giblets out of a turkey don't you pap?

It was a joke, roll with it. you remember jokes? You did one in 2015 on saints web and got banned. Leave that to the soviet for now. We need a job. 

pap posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by Tokyo-Saint

 You know how to suck the giblets out of a turkey don't you pap?

It was a joke, roll with it. you remember jokes? You did one in 2015 on saints web and got banned. Leave that to the soviet for now. We need a job. 

 I think you've bigger worries than educating me on jokes.

You might want to consider why you died on your arse with that one before proclaiming yourself a master of mirth.