Bucks Fizz at brekkie. The magic of Christmas, and I'm not even joking.
Got a Nintendo Switch from the girls. It was very much desired, but has been immediately commandeered by Young Adult #2, who is busy aiming shells at the arses of cute characters in automobiles as we speak. More of a family present, then.
As a product, it's a piece of genius. Runs lovely on a full HD panel, Mario Kart looks better than the Wii version. In handheld mode, that combination of resolution and form factor just looks lovely. No more will Nintendo owners have to compromise on the move, putting up with a different version of the same game.
I like the controllers for two reasons. Once again, Nintendo innovates big time. Also, it's one of the few occasions were hobbits like me get to lord it over man mountain types like @KRG. How do you like them shovel hands now, big boy?
Trump apparently doesn't have a problem with the tiny controllers. They're "tremendous, tremendous controllers", the small handed president was heard to say.
Personally, I like your small hands; they make my cock look bigger.
Happy xmas papster. x
You're a fucking disgrace bletch, although I say that knowing I wouldn't and possibly couldn't have it any other way.
See you next Tuesday as usual?
Bring the cash.
Bring my Fulham tickets please. Trusted your promise to buy them. Much obliged.