Tis the season to be jolly and extend a hearty sense of jolliness and moist warmth to all mankind including all the odd and strange residents of Sotonian Towers - this run down estate nestled on the arsehole of life.
My good self extends a large healthy portion of goodwill to you all. I also thank you for supporting the raising of Charitable funds through the now historic Great Rock and Cock Name Change Swindle.
I asked Cracked Arse if he wanted to say a few warm seasonal words but his ‘‘tell those c*nts to go f*ck themselves’’ was not really in the right spirit - between you and me, think he is losing it a little since his secret return to match thread duties was about as much use as Bletch’s permanently flacid penis.
I on the other hand wish you and your families a wonderful Christmas and a great New Year!
May I edit the thread title to wish people of all denominations a Merry Xmas? Sotonians is a
Sotonians is a lefto-pinko-libero-commune, and it makes some of us choke when the clergy of the lay- try to force the body of Christ down our throats.
I’d like to wish everyone (except those that don’t wish to be wished) a non-denomination-specific (and non-patronising) greeting at this special time of year - that isn’t really that special for everyone.
BTW my penis is permanently flaccid because it’s sitting in a jar in what was Hasler Hospital, Gosport. #bletchispostop
As an Atheist I wholeheartedly agree… As someone who has a ‘‘post 3 Spirit visit redeemed Ebenezer Dickensian’’ JOY TO ALL MANKIND kind of Chistmas embracing jolly person at this time of year … stop being such a git.
PS. I have seen said pickled organ… ‘Jar’ suggests a vessel of reasonable side. I can confirm only a very small glass vessel was needed.
As for Christmas, I’m not much of a believer myself, but it’s the only time of year that I get off (if I don’t score Glastonbury tickets), and it’s usually a fun time. We manage an all family barney at least once every couple of years, although I think we got ours out of the way a couple of days go.
Finally off to see Star Wars this afternoon too, so I can read forums/social media again
Whether we are religious, Druid, atheist, British Telecom customers or whatever, I believe it’s important at this time of year to remember those worse off than ourselves
… and wish them ill for the upcoming year.
Thinking of you
West Brom
Bournemouth
Chelsea
Norwich
Newcastle
Swansea
Sunderland
Aston Villa
Ditto wishes of best tidings to you all. Been great to meet a few more forum fumblers since joining late this year, on top of those already among my drinking buddies. Have a cracking time peeps.
Veg is prepared, turkey is stuffed and prepared, daughters in bed, Santa’s drink and chocolates are out. Now to get the son into bed so I can hit the red wine ready for an early start tomorrow!!
