Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Just asked my Mrs if she wanted a pearl necklace and she said “are you going to buy me one then”
Get to my age it’s just a small pendant.
She’s just asked
" Who are you getting the seed pearls from"
I did offer to trim the bush the other day but my wife thought I was talking about the one outside.
Sounds like a hairy situation.
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @Sadoldgit
I did offer to trim the bush the other day but my wife thought I was talking about the one outside.
Sounds like a hairy situation.
Reminds me of a remark a mate of mine made a few years ago whilst watching the Saints in a bar in Thailand. Guly Do Prado was playing for us. He very loudly made the observation that Do Prado was the worst Braziian since David Blunket had a go at shaving his girlfriend’s minge! PC or not, that was quality!
Ha ha! My mate actually smashed in my back door the other day. Draughty!
And unsatisfying.
How do you make it any clearer that when you view left handed websites, you use the mouse with your left hand?
Had to google that one Cob (I lead a sheltered life) but once informed I became amused
It’s a very old one from when the wideworldinterconnectingweb was steam powered and had none of those modern finger touch capabilities…ooh, err missus.