Misunderstood Euphemisms

Just asked my Mrs if she wanted a pearl necklace and she said “are you going to buy me one then”

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Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint

Just asked my Mrs if she wanted a pearl necklace and she said “are you going to buy me one then”

Get to my age it’s just a small pendant. :lou_sad:

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She’s just asked

" Who are you getting the seed pearls from"

I did offer to trim the bush the other day but my wife thought I was talking about the one outside.

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Sounds like a hairy situation.

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Originally posted by @pap

Originally posted by @Sadoldgit

I did offer to trim the bush the other day but my wife thought I was talking about the one outside.

Sounds like a hairy situation.

Reminds me of a remark a mate of mine made a few years ago whilst watching the Saints in a bar in Thailand. Guly Do Prado was playing for us. He very loudly made the observation that Do Prado was the worst Braziian since David Blunket had a go at shaving his girlfriend’s minge! PC or not, that was quality!

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Ha ha! My mate actually smashed in my back door the other day. Draughty!

And unsatisfying.

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How do you make it any clearer that when you view left handed websites, you use the mouse with your left hand?

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Had to google that one Cob (I lead a sheltered life) but once informed I became amused

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It’s a very old one from when the wideworldinterconnectingweb was steam powered and had none of those modern finger touch capabilities…ooh, err missus.

:wink:

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