I’ve been reading up on some of the threads and, as one of the newest members of this forum, I feel I need to get a beef going with someone over something… it just seems to be the way to get properly ‘involved’.
So who wants to take me on? If everyone could list their most offensive opinion then I’ll be in a position to choose who to tackle. Bear in mind that this beef will run as an undercurrent throughout the rest of our postings in perpetuity, so it’s not something to enter into lightly - we’ve got to be able to snipe at each other relentlessly, even if others protest that they don’t know what we’re going on about.
Ideally it will get to the stage where neither of us can remember what we started arguing about, but equally neither of us will submit. Olive branches are strictly prohibited.
I very much look forward to commencing the hostilities! Good luck!
And here’s a picture of a Shetland pony with a pizza on its back to get the creative juices flowing:
I thought I made a decent attempt at one with you the other day @TheMutantOstrich but you just ignored it!
But still I suppose an animal with tha brain the size of yours wouldn’t understand subtle digs to your persona! Obviously your pea sized brain is processing all the information from the biggest eyee in the animalverse, not leaving enough processing power for other things!!
I had a pizza last night srs. I had to have Gluten Free one, cos I am non Gluten bear now, because I had a headache for 25 yrs, and it turned out i was Gluten Allergy. When you get Gluten Free pizza from Dominos, it turns up Uncut, and you have to fold it in half and eat it like a sandwich. Not sure why. I spose there must be gluten in pizza cutters.
Dumb Bear I don’t suppose they use seperate cutters for Gluten free pizzas so it’s safest not to corss contaminate! Is a gluten free pizza like a smorgasboard calzone?
BTW my daughters have apparently got the gulten allergy thing in their DNA but not in their poo, so whilst they haven’t got it now they might do in future!!
This is a very good effort. You’re well in the lead so far - and may I congratulate you on consistently getting my name wrong, it’s beautifully infuriating and to be applauded given the overall aim of the thread.
I have a bit of beef with with new members. There’s too many of them to keep track of so I can never be sure who is a cunt and who is normal. This is far too difficult and makes me not want to reply to any of them. Can a mod please start informing us all of which are the good noobs and which are just nobs. Otherwise I’ll be having beef with everyone, when the red mist descends.
