My Week As a Muslim

  • 312 Views
  • Last Post 24 October 2017
pap posted this 23 October 2017

On Channel Four now.

Getting in there before Barry does.   I'm trying to break the system, but it seems infallible (see figure 1).

Figure 1

28 Comments
Order By: Standard | Newest | Votes
Cobham Saint posted this 23 October 2017

Brilliant @pap. It helps to unravel the conundrum wrapped up in an enigma that is our very own @Bazza

Now if you can put in as much effort into the new abacas for Sotonians, as described by @SoS then we'll be cooking with gas...

lou_wink2

  • Liked by
  • pap
  • Sfcsim
Goatboy posted this 23 October 2017

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Brilliant @pap. It helps to unravel the conundrum wrapped up in an enigma that is our very own @Bazza

Now if you can put in as much effort into the new abacas for Sotonians, as described by @SoS then we'll be cooking with gas...

lou_wink2

 Anti-semite.

Cobham Saint posted this 23 October 2017 - Last edited 23 October 2017

Originally posted by Goatboy

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Brilliant @pap. It helps to unravel the conundrum wrapped up in an enigma that is our very own @Bazza

Now if you can put in as much effort into the new abacas for Sotonians, as described by @SoS then we'll be cooking with gas...

lou_wink2

 Anti-semite.

 Eh?

verb phrase:


succeeding; performing commendably

Example:

Great, our own website--now we're cooking with gas.

pap posted this 23 October 2017

Originally posted by Goatboy

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Brilliant @pap. It helps to unravel the conundrum wrapped up in an enigma that is our very own @Bazza

Now if you can put in as much effort into the new abacas for Sotonians, as described by @SoS then we'll be cooking with gas...

lou_wink2

 Anti-semite.

 Yeah, we should probably mention that there is a small possibility that an articulate wordsmith will descend on the site and call you an anti-semite with no justification whatsoever.

@Goatboy is probably preparing you for that eventuality, a sort of vaccination, if you will.   Even if I'm giving my co-owner far too much credit, and he's just hit the rum early and is posting while plastered, Derek and Clive style, it's still a useful jab.

Just don't point any fingers, yours or anyone else's.  Got us into bother last time.

  • Liked by
  • Goatboy
  • Sfcsim
Intiniki posted this 23 October 2017

@pap nothing about not responding to repeated request for actual facts in that lovely flow chart thing. Got to say that looks like a lot of time on your hands to produce it. 

  • Liked by
  • Cobham  Saint
  • pap
Cobham Saint posted this 23 October 2017

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Goatboy

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Brilliant @pap. It helps to unravel the conundrum wrapped up in an enigma that is our very own @Bazza

Now if you can put in as much effort into the new abacas for Sotonians, as described by @SoS then we'll be cooking with gas...

lou_wink2

 Anti-semite.

 Yeah, we should probably mention that there is a small possibility that an articulate wordsmith will descend on the site and call you an anti-semite with no justification whatsoever.

@Goatboy is probably preparing you for that eventuality, a sort of vaccination, if you will.   Even if I'm giving my co-owner far too much credit, and he's just hit the rum early and is posting while plastered, Derek and Clive style, it's still a useful jab.

Just don't point any fingers, yours or anyone else's.  Got us into bother last time.

 Okey dokey.

pap posted this 23 October 2017

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Brilliant @pap. It helps to unravel the conundrum wrapped up in an enigma that is our very own @Bazza

Now if you can put in as much effort into the new abacas for Sotonians, as described by @SoS then we'll be cooking with gas...

lou_wink2

 Thanks, @Cobster.  I suggest that @Saint or sinner forward his specification to @Tokyo-Saint, our newly elected working from home Soviet.

Returning to topic, watching the show now.   It has got a lot of stick for its approach, but this is some bloody brave TV.

  • Liked by
  • Nottarf Krap
pap posted this 23 October 2017 - Last edited 23 October 2017

Originally posted by Intiniki

@pap nothing about not responding to repeated request for actual facts in that lovely flow chart thing. Got to say that looks like a lot of time on your hands to produce it. 

It's covered by the "are people replying?" part.  I didn't want to overcomplicate it and spend a fifth year on the project.

  • Liked by
  • Intiniki
  • Saint or sinner
Saint or sinner posted this 23 October 2017

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Brilliant @pap. It helps to unravel the conundrum wrapped up in an enigma that is our very own @Bazza

Now if you can put in as much effort into the new abacas for Sotonians, as described by @SoS then we'll be cooking with gas...

lou_wink2

 Thanks, @Cobster.  I suggest that @Saint or sinner forward his specification to @Tokyo-Saint, our newly elected working from home Soviet.

Returning to topic, watching the show now.   It has got a lot of stick for its approach, but this is some bloody brave TV.

 Is Tokyo Tommy Walsh in real life?

 I feel like I have learnt something useful.

Don't know about @Goatboy but I have been sampling the rum tonight and it's very nice.

 Get back to painting your beads @pap

  • Liked by
  • Cobham  Saint
Goatboy posted this 23 October 2017

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Originally posted by Goatboy

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Brilliant @pap. It helps to unravel the conundrum wrapped up in an enigma that is our very own @Bazza

Now if you can put in as much effort into the new abacas for Sotonians, as described by @SoS then we'll be cooking with gas...

lou_wink2

 Anti-semite.

 Eh?

verb phrase:


succeeding; performing commendably

Example:

Great, our own website--now we're cooking with gas.

 Soz. shoulda put a winkylou_wink2

  • Liked by
  • Cobham  Saint
  • pap
pap posted this 23 October 2017

Originally posted by Goatboy

 Soz. shoulda put a winkylou_wink2

 Circumcised? Not circumcised?  Where is @StickyWhiteDovePiss these days?  He can advise us on such things.

  • Liked by
  • Cobham  Saint
  • Nottarf Krap
steveintheforest posted this 23 October 2017

Originally posted by Goatboy

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

 ....then we'll be cooking with gas...

lou_wink2

 Anti-semite.

 LOL ....  lou_lol

cellone posted this 23 October 2017 - Last edited 24 October 2017

Bit shocked,  I thought Cobs was alright. Now have an image of Borat and his PA wrestling.

https://youtube.com/w?PDULk1GLgfQ

 

  • Liked by
  • Cobham  Saint
Sadoldgit posted this 24 October 2017

The best quote from Katie Freeman. "They are just normal people like me." 

No shit, Sherlock.

CB Saint posted this 24 October 2017

The lack of bacon and beer would be a challenge

CB Saint posted this 24 October 2017

Actually, this sounds like January most years

lifeintheslowlane posted this 24 October 2017

Originally posted by Sadoldgit

The best quote from Katie Freeman. "They are just normal people like me." 

No shit, Sherlock.

 lou_surprised Really?

Sadoldgit posted this 24 October 2017

She would probably of had a different view if she spent a week with ISIS.

CB Saint posted this 24 October 2017

Originally posted by Sadoldgit

She would probably of had a different view if she spent a week with ISIS.

 They ain't Muslims

Bearsy posted this 24 October 2017

Originally posted by Sadoldgit

She would probably of had a different view if she spent a week with ISIS.

That was the original plan, but if it ended with a suicide bombing, they prob wouldn't get a second series.