RIP Nanny Pat. One of my TV favs. Please put your comments and tributes here.
Who?
Thank fuck there is no monkey this time…
You may have spoken too soon!
Great times
Oh, I thought you meant the old dear from the Catherine Tate show but you meant the old dear from TOWIE!! Please don’t waste my time like that again tokes!!
Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you
There’s no one quite like Grandma
And I know you will agree
That she always is a friend to you
And she’s a friend to me
There’s no one quite like Grandma
She’s there in times of need
Before it’s bedtime, on her knee
To us a book she’ll read
Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you
And one day when we’re older
We’ll look back and say
There’s no one quite like Grandma
She has helped us on our way
Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
There’s no one quite like Grandma
A love we always share
At party time and Christmas too
We know that she’ll be there
There’s no one quite like Grandma
She always has a smile
She never hurries us along
Just stays a little while
Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you
And one day when we’re older
We’ll look back and say
There’s no one quite like Grandma
She has helped us on our way
Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Grandma, we love you
And we know you love us too
Tokes has obviously been on his works crimbo lunch
Oh!
What’s Towie?
Looks like it could be a long afternoon for any old dear who works with him
Or a disappointing short one, Halo.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Oh!
What’s Towie?
Another reality television shite program that’s made celebrities out of non-entities! Without it we wouldn’t have such stellar celebrities as that red headed bird and the yoyo dieter bird and that guy who married the bint from Corrie.
I know this is English.
I recognise the flow, structure and frequency distribution of the letters.
But I don’t understand any of it.
Probably not your fault, Bob.
I think I need to get out less.
Either that, Bletch, or Bob needs to get out more - he appears to be quite the expert on all things Towie and soapy.