Originally posted by @TheMightyOstrich
Aspergers - professional felchers
Sorry down voted you because I even found that disgusting 
Must be a politician that you are talking about
Monopoly - single relationship status of a parrot.
Corruption - Loud unexpected musical outburst of perfect Irish pop trio (yes I know there was a bloke too but I prefer to think of them as a trio).
Gumption - Being able to run really far.
Forest Gumption - Being able to run really far cross country.
United - someone called Edward in further education
Parabolic - an ancilliary testis
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Hyperbolic - an easily excitable testis
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Cabinet - A welshman pointing out that it is, in fact, a taxi
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Rather - someone who tells on a female.
Peace - someone who excels in Pysical Education
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Paradox - Two boots made by Dr Martens
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Beatnik - once a favourite pastime of David Cameron
Bestial - winner of the “Finest Conger” competition
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Champagne - faked discomfort
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Tidy - How Welsh people describe neat neckwear.
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Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist…
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Carpet - a domesticated animal you keep for the drive to work.
Rucksack - the bag you carry your desk contents in when you lose your job after a fight.
Bletch has tried to resurrect this thread in a roundabout way so I will give him these offerings.
Complicated - Trying to make a feline called Edward follow instructions.
Seismic - Measuring Mr Hucknall for a suit.
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Aorta - expressing a wish for someone to do something about a pressing issue. Usage: “Aorta sort out this bloody mess!”
Dimension - response to being thanked for something.
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