Neologisms

United - someone called Edward in further education

Parabolic - an ancilliary testis

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Hyperbolic - an easily excitable testis

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Cabinet - A welshman pointing out that it is, in fact, a taxi

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Rather - someone who tells on a female.

Peace - someone who excels in Pysical Education

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Paradox - Two boots made by Dr Martens

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Beatnik - once a favourite pastime of David Cameron

Bestial - winner of the “Finest Conger” competition

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Champagne - faked discomfort

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Tidy - How Welsh people describe neat neckwear.

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Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist…

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Carpet - a domesticated animal you keep for the drive to work.

Rucksack - the bag you carry your desk contents in when you lose your job after a fight.

Bletch has tried to resurrect this thread in a roundabout way so I will give him these offerings.

Complicated - Trying to make a feline called Edward follow instructions.

Seismic - Measuring Mr Hucknall for a suit.

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Aorta - expressing a wish for someone to do something about a pressing issue. Usage: “Aorta sort out this bloody mess!”

Dimension - response to being thanked for something.

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Manticore - stocktaking at a mine

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Conjugulate - the art of deception whereby one moves the sign for the jug of semi skimmed milk infront of that containing skimmed milk

Prostrate…lying flat in a pool of your own piss.

Prostrate - Alain’s average race speed

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Prostrate - a vanilla hooker.