Cumberbatch - term for samples taken from a sex assault crime scene.
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Custardy - being arrested and held for poor execution of a creme anglais.
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Toffee - a person that is looked down upon by someone who believes they are socially superior.
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Antagonist - someone who goes out of their way to annoy insects.
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Constabulary - the spreadsheet in which a pimp keeps track of the performance of his female prostitutes.
Dictator - a man who gets pleasure from intercourse with starchy vegetables.
Flatulance - Don Quixote in the modern world
Handicapped - finding oneself fortunate to be wearing a hat.
Gripe - the fruit used to make Australian wine.
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Moan - complaining just after one finishes cutting the grass.
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Bletch - the sound made by a lily livered word bore after half a bottle of Nannny State
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Sublime - poor quality citrus fruit.
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Grate - the feeling after finishing a really satisfying meal.
Welsh - a nation of people renowned for reneging on agreements.
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Eerie - the fear of people with large hearing organs.
Enjoy - getting great pleasure from the 14th letter of the alphabet.
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Constable - the work place of an irritating little shit.
Toast - celebrating the end of the feet.
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Mobile - hate speech about a 4 time Olympic champion
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Caerphilly - a very dangerous town in southern Wales.