United - someone called Edward in further education
Parabolic - an ancilliary testis
Hyperbolic - an easily excitable testis
Cabinet - A welshman pointing out that it is, in fact, a taxi
Rather - someone who tells on a female.
Peace - someone who excels in Pysical Education
Paradox - Two boots made by Dr Martens
Beatnik - once a favourite pastime of David Cameron
Bestial - winner of the “Finest Conger” competition
Champagne - faked discomfort
Tidy - How Welsh people describe neat neckwear.
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist…
Carpet - a domesticated animal you keep for the drive to work.
Rucksack - the bag you carry your desk contents in when you lose your job after a fight.
Bletch has tried to resurrect this thread in a roundabout way so I will give him these offerings.
Complicated - Trying to make a feline called Edward follow instructions.
Seismic - Measuring Mr Hucknall for a suit.
Aorta - expressing a wish for someone to do something about a pressing issue. Usage: “Aorta sort out this bloody mess!”
Dimension - response to being thanked for something.
Manticore - stocktaking at a mine
Conjugulate - the art of deception whereby one moves the sign for the jug of semi skimmed milk infront of that containing skimmed milk
Prostrate…lying flat in a pool of your own piss.
Prostrate - Alain’s average race speed
Prostrate - a vanilla hooker.