New Partner for Jose - Who Do We Have Lined Up?

I don’t see the signing of Cuco Martina as THE replacement…more a squad player. So who do the experts think will fit the bill?

Obviously we are signing Hummels.

Excellent smoke screen work by everyone

Yeah, we have to get another CB – we need at least 4 decent ones on the books – but, to be honest, I’m okay with giving Yoshida another run.

Sure, he makes the odd mistake – who doesn’t? – but, overall, I reckon he’s sound, and gets sounder the more games he plays. Moreover, it appears that he actually wants to play for us; and that he – and, seemingly just as important these days, his partner – enjoy living in the area.

In that respect he’s a throw back to some of the players that were proud to represent the Saints in former times.

It’s OK, Saints - I’ll do the scouting. Would take any of these:

Salvatore Bocchetti (Spartak Moscow)

Virgil Van Dijk (Celtic)

Lamine Sané (Bordeaux)

Angelo Ogbonna (Juventus)

Joel Matip (Schalke 04)

Stefan Savic (Fiorentina) - although possibly not the best idea to mix Serbians and Montenegrins in the dressing room…

Hector Moreno (Espanyol)

Pedro Franco (Besiktas) - like Toby, can also be deployed as a CDM

We must be able to get at least one of these into the papers. :innocent:

The Alderweireld thread was closed too quickly! I didn’t get a chance to express my upset/joy. Now I’m going to have to bottle up my feelings and allow them to come out in a passive aggressive way mostly targeted at Tokyo. :frowning:

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Reckon it will be vlaar. Would prefer van dijk.

Vlaar is out of contract, isn’t he?

I don’t want Vlaar anywhere near Saints. He is about as mobile as a tank. Even Pelle was outpacing him in the last game we played against them. He would be a massive backward step if you ask me.

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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Now I’m going to have to bottle up my feelings and allow them to come out in a passive aggressive way mostly targeted at Tokyo. :frowning:

That’s the worst bit of the whole affair for me. I used to love & respect tokyos, and support him even when he was being attacked by other bros. No! I used to say, I believe in tokyos, and if he says something is definitely happening, you can take that to the bank! I do feel let down, if I’m honest. I don’t know if I will ever be able to trust him again.

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I quite like Gardos. I reckon he was bought in to partner Fonte, up until Underwood unexpectedly became available. I would be ok if we just let Yoshida + Gardos battle it out. What’s the worst that could happen?

I think Tokyo can learn from the experience and become a better person.

I really want that to happen.

I also think closing threads off early for no reason other than saying people need to move on, is unfair. My protest first time round was ignored, so I’d like to make the point again. We’re not all like Alpine you know.

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Spot on Bear.

And to think that I suggested that he should tag his ITK material with #tokesintheknow.

I think he should change that to be #tokesintheshithouseandisboredsoismakingshitupwhilstheshits.

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I just hope he’s ok. He has lost a lot of Face over this, and Face is very important to Japanese people. I hope he doesn’t do anything stupid.

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Do it, tokyos! You have brought shame on ur ancestors!

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2 words bletch, Lou bear

Cuco Martinies

Tokyos 1 Robot 1

Plus I got Cedric and Jumajis before the robot was even alive!

This is not over yet.

Not to mention pap!

He’s got a lot invested in the credibility of papsweb.

First big call of the 'window, and pap’s been made to look like a League One forum owner.

The big boys at NickWeb and SteveWeb are looking at this place and laughing now.

Bear’s right, Toke.

Do it!

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I’ve been trying to get a ban since day 1 bletch, I don’t know what more I can do? Post those nudes Lou sent me? Tell people about your under 14s holiday? Let Pap’s curry ordering habits out the bag? Encourage bear? All of these thing henous crimes. What more can I do?

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Is that a drinks order?

Rather than counting the words, perhaps you could just use words that mean something on a football forum?

Bear, fancy coming out tonight for a couple of Cuco Martinies?

The guy with the wierd hands we bought this week bletch! Pfft don’t you know anything?

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