North London Yobs V Southampton FC

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PhilippineSaint posted this 04 May 2016

Well the last time I started one of these we lost miserably but I feel it in my water that we will win this one.

Spurs to be decimated by injuries and suspensions or should be after Monday's match.

Saints to sprint into a 0-2 lead then allow them back into it during the second half and get a consolation goal in the 87th minute giving us a 1-2 win 

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Fatso posted this 04 May 2016

I'd like to see us winding them up and getting them all sent off so that we've actually got a chance to win, otherwise I fear a comfortable spurs win. They were clearly upset by Chelsea saying they wanted Leicester to win the title, so we should start doing interviews where we say we're glad they lost the title and that they're a bunch of cunts. In the tunnel saints players should laugh at them and mock them. Get them wound up, get them sent off and then win the game.

 

1-3 if we get 2 sent off

 

3-1 if we don't

Bucks posted this 04 May 2016 - Last edited 04 May 2016

Leave out Clasie and JWP .  Play Romeu and Vic together.  Is Terry Hurlock available?

Rallyboy posted this 04 May 2016

After they got away with GBH on Monday I fully expect Victor to get sent off for his first minor foul.

 

PhilippineSaint posted this 04 May 2016

Originally posted by Rallyboy

After they got away with GBH on Monday I fully expect Victor to get sent off for his first minor foul.

 

Or perceived foul in this apparently non-contact sport 

pap posted this 04 May 2016

The match build up thread from The Fighting Cock, a THFC fan forum.

http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/final-home-game-of-the-season-vs-southampton-08-may-1330ko.17775/

lifeintheslowlane posted this 04 May 2016 - Last edited 04 May 2016

Originally posted by Bucks

Leave out Clasie and JWP .  Play Romeu and Vic together.  Is Terry Hurlock available?

I hope so...

"Some of us [Millwall players] were playfully goading Terry about what he was going to do to Vinnie Jones in the upcoming fixture with Wimbledon. Without saying a word, he got up from the table and walked to the entrance of the pub and ripped the door off its hinges" – Millwall teammate Tony Cascarino"

Fatso posted this 04 May 2016

I hope he paid for the repairs.

Bearsy posted this 04 May 2016

I will find it Quite Funny if they bottle it & finish below Arsenal. Again.

I've never been fond of Spurs, but it's hard to dislike Harry Kane. I wish nothing but the best for that Bro, he's my second favourite non-saints player behind Wellbz.

pap posted this 04 May 2016

Originally posted by Bearsy

I will find it Quite Funny if they bottle it & finish below Arsenal. Again.

I've never been fond of Spurs, but it's hard to dislike Harry Kane. I wish nothing but the best for that Bro, he's my second favourite non-saints player behind Wellbz.

That's the fear of the Spurs fans, really.   They were aiming to win the league.  Now they're desperate not to finish below Woolwich.  I wonder if the players feel as strongly.   Harry Kane maybe, but you have to figure that many of them are going to be deflated after being pipped to the post by Leicester.

We're a decent enough side on our day.   As Man City proved, we're fucking awesome if teams don't turn up or are ill-prepared.   If we manage to get a result at White Hart Lane, Spurs could find themselves having to travel to St James Park fighting a Newcastle side still in it.

ericofarabia posted this 04 May 2016

Point of order ... it should be North London Yobbos, Yobs is far too common!

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PhilippineSaint posted this 04 May 2016

Originally posted by ericofarabia

Point of order ... it should be North London Yobbos, Yobs is far too common!

 I was saving some pixels when starting and they are common so it's staying lou_lol

Fatso posted this 04 May 2016

I would love it if Arsenal could beat them. Love it. MoPo has gone down in my estimation. Spurs  haven't won this yet, I'd love it if Arsenal beat them

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CB Saint posted this 04 May 2016

Maybe we should say to the Arse, if we turn this lot over and you come second, can you please stop looking at Ronald

 

Rallyboy posted this 04 May 2016

 I'm amused that they think a linesman is going to say yes, I saw the eye-gouging but it didn't warrant any punishment - he didn't detach the retina so it's okay.

pap posted this 04 May 2016

Dembele could face a 10 game suspension if found guilty of eye-gouging.

http://www.football365.com/news/next-luis-suarez-dembele-could-face-10-game-ban

PhilippineSaint posted this 04 May 2016

Originally posted by Rallyboy

 I'm amused that they think a linesman is going to say yes, I saw the eye-gouging but it didn't warrant any punishment - he didn't detach the retina so it's okay.

 Costa did just look at him with that evil smile he has and was thinking "your fucking dead meat"

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Rallyboy posted this 04 May 2016

Funny how it all went a bit Argentina 1966.

There should be a raft of charges.

The gouging, the standing on the hand, the rucks in front of the dugout, manager entering the field of play, the ruck at the final whistle, Hiddink being pushed to the floor, the record-breaking number of yellow cards, failure to control players etc.

If they don't throw the book at them it wil be ridiculous.

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Areola Grandee posted this 04 May 2016

Originally posted by Bearsy

I will find it Quite Funny if they bottle it & finish below Arsenal. Again.

I've never been fond of Spurs, but it's hard to dislike Harry Kane. I wish nothing but the best for that Bro, he's my second favourite non-saints player behind Wellbz.

 'arry Kane- a throwback to footballers of the 1950s, the post war pin up with his big nose and slicked back hair. Just need him to wear ankle high boots 

I think he would look better playing in black and white

KRG posted this 04 May 2016

Originally posted by pap

The match build up thread from The Fighting Cock, a THFC fan forum.

http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/final-home-game-of-the-season-vs-southampton-08-may-1330ko.17775/

 oi that formation selector thing looks fancy.

Any chance of us getting something similar? 

Bucks posted this 04 May 2016

Originally posted by KRG

Originally posted by pap

The match build up thread from The Fighting Cock, a THFC fan forum.

http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/final-home-game-of-the-season-vs-southampton-08-may-1330ko.17775/

 oi that formation selector thing looks fancy.

Any chance of us getting something similar? 

 Agreed.  Think we should, to celebrate the top 4 latest threads all being footie related 😎

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