Poor @numptyboi , he’s going to get the shit bored out of him by @dubai_phil .
That numpty is going down.
It is Eid tomorrow. The Man upstairs is on my side.
Which is lucky because I’m gonna be sinking my teeth into some African cuisine all afternoon.
Yep I’m going to a Brai with a bunch of Yarpies in 46C heat.
Piece of defender shoulder for me please
And fries not Salah on the side for me
But there will be beer so expecting Mo Salad by kick off.
Look out for our shock summer signing up front for my boys he has nothing to Luis
If you fancy a mortgage on bet tomorrow then try this.
More members will post on the golf match day thread than on this one
We all know that Suarez is a xxx*^&%%#
But deep down he really is pink and fluffy.
His career has been (surprisingly) driven not by his teeth but by his first Girlfriend. She left Montevideo Killed the Radiostar to Barcelona. Which fit in perfectly with the Sabre Toothed ones’ ambition.
They are married and have kids.
Meanwhile Eid Mubarak one and all, this is the first day after Ramadan. It means the Egyptians will now have broken their fast and their bodies will be re-adjusting to taking onboard food and drink during the day. Kind of like trying to play for a Pub Team at 10:30am on a New Year’s Day.
If this isn’t boring enough then here is the full Luis life story, which is marginally more interesting than @lifeintheslowlane posting a commentary about a windy day in America at the US Open Golf.
Another decent bet?
Suarez is yet to complete World Cup Tournament, having been banned at some point in all of his previous visits
And
“Midfielder Giorgian De Arrascaeta is named after a horse that his father never lost on. His father later became a baker.”
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Poke it up your 'arris, Phil. My boys are gonna keeelllllll* your poor excuse for a team.
Big Mo will come off the bench and bang in a quickfire brace to turn the game on it’s head.
Gus Poyet, Diego Forlan, Martin Caceras and anyone with the surname, Vasquez**, your boys are gonna take ahell of a beating.
* In homage to Javi (Stevesweb)
* my knowledge of famous Uruguyans is pitifully poor, sorry.
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Eid Mubarak was never the same after ACL reconstruction.
Nowadays in front of goal he’s either feast or famine.
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Some rinsing Egyptian music:
or some tender Uruguayan music:
YOU DECIDE!!!
Walk like the Egyptian …
Banging and now my ring tone …
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Vamanos Amigos!
Si
- Si guardas en tu puesto la cabeza tranquila,
- cuando todo a tu lado es cabeza perdida.
- Si tienes en ti mismo una fe que te niegan
- y no desprecias nunca las dudas que ellos tengan.
- Si esperas en tu puesto, sin fatiga en la espera.
- Si engañado, no engañas.
- Si no buscas más odio, que el odio que te tengan.
- Si eres bueno, y no finges ser mejor de lo que eres.
- Si al hablar no exageras, lo que sabes y quieres.
- Si sueñas y los sueños no te hacen su esclavo.
- Si piensas y rechazas lo que piensas en vano.
- Si alcanzas el Triunfo ó llega tu Derrota,
- y a los dos impostores les tratas de igual forma.
- Si logras que se sepa la verdad que has hablado,
- a pesar del sofisma del Orbe encanallado.
- Si vuelves al comienzo de la obra perdida,
- aunque esta obra sea la de toda tu vida.
- Si arriesgas de un golpe y lleno de alegría,
- tus ganancias de siempre a la suerte de un día,
- y pierdes, y te lanzas de nuevo a la pelea,
- sin decir nada a nadie lo que eres, ni lo que eras.
- Si logras que los nervios y el corazón te asistan,
- aún después de su fuga, en tu cuerpo en fatiga,
- y se agarren contigo, cuando no quede nada,
- porque tú lo deseas, lo quieres y mandas.
- Si hablas con el pueblo, y guardas la virtud.
- Si marchas junto a Reyes, con tu paso y tu luz.
- Si nadie que te hiera, llega a hacerte la herida.
- Si todos te reclaman, y ninguno te precisa.
- Si llenas el minuto inolvidable y cierto,
- de sesenta segundos, que te llevan al cielo.
- Todo lo de esta Tierra será de tu dominio,
- Y mucho más aún …
- ¡ Serás un Hombre, hijo mío !
Ah ha see everyone?
The World’s greatest sporting legend starts for los muchachos esta tarde.
Senor Gimenez.
#iknowmyfootballers
Sorry amigo.
You are clearly in De Nile if you think you’re getting something out of this game.
Suarez with a Tapas-in
The curious case of the forgotten Saints player.
Who starts for Uruguay this afternoon in the WC yet hardly got a kick when with us.
You all thought I’d missed the obvious Saints link didn’t you… 
Genius psy-ops decision by los muchachos to turn up disguised as Real Madrid and scare Saleh onto the bench
Clearly all the fans are still reading my match build up online and were so engrossed they have forgotten to take their seats in (or out) of the stadium