Obesity

So are those of you who are fat and lazy going back to your attempts at eating less and weighing less in January?

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I’ve been wearing 30" waist trousers all week.

On Weds and Thurs, I even had long johns on underneath.

No.

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Originally posted by @Rust-Cohle

So are those of you who are fat and lazy going back to your attempts at eating less and weighing less in January?

I may be fat but I’m happy fat.

I need the weight - I am going skiing in Jan - mass x acceleration = velocity

Speed is everything

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Speed is good but cocaine gets the job done

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Hmmm…mass x acceleration = resultant force - probably not good.

I’ve lost 4 stone since the end of November 2015, now down to 12, target is 11 (maybe ten and a half) at the end of 2017

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Ill be eating diet mince pies

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Good work. I’d lost a stone and a half this year but have managed to chuck half of it back on.

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Mass x velocity = momentum. The more you have, the harder it is to stop. Don’t you be doing a Sonny Bono on us now.

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Depends how many midichlorians there are…

2017 - the year I get slim again :lou_sunglasses:

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Good man. What was secret? Eating less, moving more??

Originally posted by @JxgrSaint

I’ve lost 4 stone since the end of November 2015, now down to 12, target is 11 (maybe ten and a half) at the end of 2017

Fat Club ate itself.

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Good band.

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Originally posted by @Rust-Cohle

Good man. What was secret? Eating less, moving more??

Originally posted by @JxgrSaint

I’ve lost 4 stone since the end of November 2015, now down to 12, target is 11 (maybe ten and a half) at the end of 2017

No chocolate, crisps etc (apart from advent calendar); not drinking at home (apart from pre-drinks) and I bought a rowing machine and some wireless headphones so that when I came home from work rather than sit in the living room watching tv for an hour or two I’d have a leisurely row and watch tv for an hour.

Eventually I got really into the rowing and started to have an hour pushing myself on the rowing machine while watching tv

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Like this …am big into cycling andi n summer will do 300km a week…but really shitty weather does me in up here in the frozen North over winter + Crisps and beer…and many hotel nights when away with work…basically I am too frucking weak and like the beer and crisps too much…

I really need a fat buddy to help with motivation… PapswebFatclub must rise from ashes and help us fat cunts become the adonis’s we were always meant to be… make it happen Bletch, make it happen!

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Good for you buddy!

Mr trampoline I’m guessing your weight goes up and down?

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I thought chutney ferret was in charge of the fat fuckers club or did he run away with the biscuit tin thinking it was still full of biscuits?

Appologies to CF if it was some other bugger.