Mass x velocity = momentum. The more you have, the harder it is to stop. Don’t you be doing a Sonny Bono on us now.
Depends how many midichlorians there are…
2017 - the year I get slim again
Good man. What was secret? Eating less, moving more??
Originally posted by @JxgrSaint
I’ve lost 4 stone since the end of November 2015, now down to 12, target is 11 (maybe ten and a half) at the end of 2017
Fat Club ate itself.
Good band.
Originally posted by @Rust-Cohle
Good man. What was secret? Eating less, moving more??
Originally posted by @JxgrSaint
I’ve lost 4 stone since the end of November 2015, now down to 12, target is 11 (maybe ten and a half) at the end of 2017
No chocolate, crisps etc (apart from advent calendar); not drinking at home (apart from pre-drinks) and I bought a rowing machine and some wireless headphones so that when I came home from work rather than sit in the living room watching tv for an hour or two I’d have a leisurely row and watch tv for an hour.
Eventually I got really into the rowing and started to have an hour pushing myself on the rowing machine while watching tv
Like this …am big into cycling andi n summer will do 300km a week…but really shitty weather does me in up here in the frozen North over winter + Crisps and beer…and many hotel nights when away with work…basically I am too frucking weak and like the beer and crisps too much…
I really need a fat buddy to help with motivation… PapswebFatclub must rise from ashes and help us fat cunts become the adonis’s we were always meant to be… make it happen Bletch, make it happen!
Good for you buddy!
Mr trampoline I’m guessing your weight goes up and down?
I thought chutney ferret was in charge of the fat fuckers club or did he run away with the biscuit tin thinking it was still full of biscuits?
Appologies to CF if it was some other bugger.
Alas that was Gay Abandon… Absolutely nothing to do with Chutney Fat Ferret, nosiree!
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Cocaine is good but speed gets the job done
Tweaked that a bit for you Phil … but it’s all horses for courses I suppose
Kudos to Rust Cohle for starting a thread effectively entitled “Fatso, you’re a cunt.”.
You’ll make friends in these parts with that sort of passive-aggressive stance.
Per Chutters’ request, I am happy to start a thread about weight loss from Jan 1st, BUT, I don’t like to weigh myself frequently, as I find it demoralising when my weight fluctuates.
Flyd suggested a Cambro-Russo system that involves weighing yourself every five minutes and then, using interior angles, co-tangles and pythagaloo you can compute your Flyd-Weight over a period of time. I’ll let him explain the details because on average, it was lost on me.
So, if I’m going to go to all this effort who is in?
Fatties need shaming. I know it’s not at all pc but it is rewarding. That aside as a reformed bunter I can offer support, advice and guidance if asked.
Go gutbuckets go. Shed the blubber and become better humans
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Ha well played.
I’m a skinny fuck actually. It’s smoking that’s the big vice for me
** ** me too
Smoked for 20 years…average 20 a day… gave up cold turkey 3 years ago on Boxing day…had a nasty chest infection, coughed so much that I had a not so health dose of blood in the sink… litterally crapped mself then and there and was at docs Jan 27… after a fuck load of tests and several weeks of shitting it, was diagnosed asa bacterial chest infection that because I had smoked and infected the lining of my bronchia… not smoked since and satrted cycling as fat blokes look great in lyrca… do around 6000miles a year, so much fitter than before not least because of no fags for 3 years, but reckon a new shiney Cipollini NK1K for next year will encourgae weight loss…
Just gotta convince Mrs Ferret that 4k for a bike frame is a good investment
Who washes your lycra undercrackers after 6000 miles of sitting on a Penguin paperback?