I didn’t want to comment on this thread, but the only way to convey that information was to comment on this thread.
That was a brilliant knock
Apparently we’re in for Assyria Utd’s captain Yossarian.
Apparently he’s a crowd favourite with his belief that he will live forever or die trying.
Joseph Heller has a lot to answer for.
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that any player or manager willing to sign for Saints must automatically be utter shit. If they weren’t then they wouldn’t sign for Saints in the first place. Excitement at signing a player would soon turn into massive disappointment when the realisation hit that, in spite of his record and stats, he must be utter shit or he wouldn’t have signed for Saints in the first place.