On-line buddies - good or scary?

As long as he’s careful everything will be fine.

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Your search history must be a thing of beauty

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Are you hot?

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In all seriousness, masquerade as your son. Invite the weirdo to the pre match drinks, and then tell pap he is a stuck up posh public school boy. Weirdo gets a hiding and you have complete deniability.

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Shit, fat finger down vote. Sorry

Here you go - complete fuckwitery by Amazon. We can return the gift as unwanted and Amazon will credit my account with the value of the gift. They won’t allow it to be returned to the sender / their account to be reimbursed because of Data Protection rules - which is a cop-out pile of pants.

I shall now be sending all of you 15 inch anal intruder vibrating butt plugs to your significant others safe in the knowledge that Amazon will not let you return the fuckers… Assuming you want to of course

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Do they do different colours?

What would you / Mrs Goat prefer

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Camo

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I didn’t see that coming…

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Keep the stuff. Ditch the friend.

Fair point @dinger , but he knows where we live…Teenage Mutant is 99.99999% sure he didn’t pass on our address. Scary.

Anyway, advice on Mums Net is to ask for bank details, if none are forthcoming tell bloke we’ll make a donation to charidee…

So you had such little faith in the quality advice you’d get from sotonians that you also posted on mums net? Well fuck you!

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Has this friend been asked where they got the address from? Have you or the boy been communicating with them since the gift arrived?

Yeah, it’s a weird one innit. I reckon the people on here (and associated forums) who’ve known me long enough could work out my identity and address if they wanted to. Fatso has sent me parcels of his used knickers for years. You can build up a profile of someone over time without having to ask too many explicit questions.

Actually doing it though is crossing a boundary.

What’s the spec on the mic though? It might be worth keeping that.

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To be fair the advice of premenopausal wimmin is the more sensible route - so Mrs C_S has told me. Not that she thinks Sotonians are like something unpleasant you find on the bottom of your shoe…

Teenage Mutant has only contacted said bloke to say thanks but no thanks tbf. We’ve been more interested in figuring out how to return the “gift”. Next step is to start to ask those questions - it’s all a bit weird. Not sure how I should be handling it to be fair - the boy is uncomfortable but Apart from the address thing I’m frankly bewildered about what to do next.

I’d like to give you some advice but haven’t a clue what to do in such a situation. You should try Mumsnet.

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Seems pretty straightforward to me. If they’re mates why doesn’t your son just say “Thanks but no thanks. By the way, how did you get my address?” If the bloke gets funny, he’s obviously a strange one. If he has a perfectly legitimate explanation just say “OK, thanks, if you give me your address I’ll return the gift”.

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So making a donation to charity is better that getting our short angry webmaster to kick the piss out of him???

I think not.

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