Badge announcements (was One-Off badges)

I deff think there should be a booby badge for posters that don’t mention booblies for, say, 3 or 4 posts. I reckon I could do that!!

It would be well earned! And should look like an elbow in a chastity cage.

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Or a boob badge for those that can’t stop jammering on about boobs. To signify that you are indeed, a boob.

And booblies? FFS, what are ya? A baby after bitty.

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I think that what I am is already firmly established. :wink:

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KRG is a raving mammarist!

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Correct

I like the word ‘norks’. Just sayin’…

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We’ve added some new badges today, all to be collected on the recipients’ next posts.

The Gentleman

Your technical one hundred

Your actual one hundred

The Iceberg

Contender for Young Poster

Just the usual bread and circuses type stuff, but in some cases, entirely deserved.

Originally posted by @pap

The Gentleman

Glass ceiling.

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @pap

The Gentleman

Glass ceiling.

Now now, Lou. You inspired this in the Who’s Who thread. I am merely folowing female direction, as I should.

I’ll only forgive you for this blatant sexist, if I get to pick who gets the badges.

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

I’ll only forgive you for this blatant sexist, if I get to pick who gets the badges.

Bwah. You said Halo was a gentleman. He is. I agree.

I gave him a gentleman badge.

And you moan when you say “we don’t listen” :laughing:

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Once again my niceness gets in the way of me winning. I need to be more cut throat!

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Pap, can I just check that this Gentleman’s award has nothing to do with furtively hanging around public toilets, or writing the sort of nonsense than can often be found on the walls of such places.

If it hasn’t then I’m very chuffed - albeit a little surprised and embarrassed - to receive it

Up yours, Lou! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Not so much cut-throat. I think you should try a more domineering approach. If someone upsets you, try pushing a stilleto heel into their scrote. If someone pleases you, try pushing a stiletto heel into their scrote. Instead of giving someone a vote-down…I think you get the idea.

Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

Not so much cut-throat. I think you should try a more domineering approach. If someone upsets you, try pushing a stilleto heel into their scrote. If someone pleases you, try pushing a stiletto heel into their scrote. Instead of giving someone a vote-down…I think you get the idea.

I have wondered what badge may be appropriate for you Ohio, but surprisingly, you defy easy categorisation. In the early days, sir was obsessed with booblies before eventually moving south for an examination (and indeed many proclamations) of the c word, or cunt as it is more colloquially known.

Actually Ohio, having just written that I think I have you down.

“Moveable feast”

Do I have a second?

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Originally posted by @pap

Do I have a second?

If you have a second, then you have something called “Diphalic Terrata” according to an 80’s edition of trivial pursuit. When you get a question about the condition of having two penises in Trivial Pusuit, you tend to remember the question and the answer for aproximately all time.

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Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

Not so much cut-throat. I think you should try a more domineering approach. If someone upsets you, try pushing a stilleto heel into their scrote. If someone pleases you, try pushing a stiletto heel into their scrote. Instead of giving someone a vote-down…I think you get the idea.

In your dreams, Ohio.

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

Not so much cut-throat. I think you should try a more domineering approach. If someone upsets you, try pushing a stilleto heel into their scrote. If someone pleases you, try pushing a stiletto heel into their scrote. Instead of giving someone a vote-down…I think you get the idea.

In your dreams, Ohio.

Bloody telepaths. :confused:

Glad you’re surprised but you shouldn’t feel embarrassed. I’m in a celebratory mood tonight, so trying to dole out some credit where it’s due. One of the key words that recurs when referring to this place is “nice”. You’re a poster we can say that about without qualification. I wouldn’t even say that about myself without qualification (“nice, but can be a dick” would be my self-assessment).

I am dishing out more badges over the weekend too. I’ll get around to most of our active posters eventually, so don’t be miffed if you’ve not got one here, and don’t be embarrassed to demand satisfaction, either here or via PM.

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