Not claiming this one as it is everywhere, just thought it should have it’s own thread.
Age: 21
_ Position: _ DMC/DC/MC
_ **Role: ** _anchor man / deep lying playmaker / regista / ball winning midfielder
_ Club: _ Chelsea
Nationality: Spanish
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Uncomfirmed reports that he had a clause in his contract stating if Eva Carneiro leaves, he can leave on the cheap. Kuman using his gold member skills and taking advantage of this little known clause.
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Maths not your strong suit lad? Born in '91, probably isn’t 21.
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With rumours that VVD has had a medical today too poor old Alpine doesnt know whether he is coming or going!
Something something hindsight, something bellend.
…Just in case you missed that place 
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He is 23 and will be a good addition.
Not me, I just copy and paste, blame football manager AKA Matt le God for any inaccuracies.
Good use of Lad btw. Very Turkish.
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More importanly, this is how his stats look when he is 27! That’s in either 3 or 6 years time depending on who you believe.
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I saw a forum void to be filled. Be warned, when I finally make it to a drinks meet up I will be judging everyones outfits. Because I am such a bristling alpha-male.
Have to admit, I kind of forgot he existed. Can’t believe he’s still a Chelsea player. That said, we have a decent recent history in buying from Chelsea in recent years, so let’s hope that carries on.
Is this looking like a loan or perma-transfer?
Simon Peach @ SimonPeach 12m12 minutes ago
# CFC
’s Oriol Romeu close to joining # SaintsFC
on a permanent deal, but seems nothing’s in the offing with Celtic’s Virgil van Dijk right now
Adam Blackmore @ bigadamsport 9m9 minutes ago
@ SimonPeach does that mean there may be later Simon, or does ‘right now’ mean August ? 
@ bigadamsport Never say never, but nothing right now. We will see
Originally posted by @KRG
I saw a forum void to be filled. Be warned, when I finally make it to a drinks meet up I will be judging everyones outfits. Because I am such a bristling alpha-male.
To talk Baldish you first have to be bald, pal. Think Mitchell brothers. Then you have to judge everyone’s outfits by the fashion year 1996. And finally you have to say everything with the same sarky tone, in a piss-take of something no one has ever said.
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Ah, in that case I’m out. I’ve got long hair, it took me ages to grow this. I’m no where near commited enough to this bit to go bald. I’ve got a funny shaped head.
downvoted by me due to lack of commitment by poster
Fair.
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Looks good. Could see superstar Mane running onto some of his deadly accurate long passes.
Confirmed done deal!!
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His mohawk has also signed, but not on the same tree year deal as the rest of him.