In your face West Brom, losers 
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See, fucking magic - going up the table without even playing or scoring a goal!
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Steady there, Barry will be accusing you of being a Happy Clapper with that sort of unnecessary positivity…
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Corrected for you… we need to be accurate when discussing the ignoRANTs
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United game has finished now
FT
Brighton & Hove Albion
0 - 4
Chelsea
FT
Arsenal
4 - 1
Crystal Palace
90+5’
Burnley
0 - 1
Manchester United
FT
Everton
1 - 1
West Bromwich Albion
FT
Leicester City
2 - 0
Watford
FT
Stoke City
2 - 0
Huddersfield Town
FT
West Ham United
1 - 1
AFC Bournemouth
Team Name
P
W
D
L
F
A
GD
Pts
1
Manchester City
23
20
2
1
67
17
50
62
2
Manchester United
24
16
5
3
49
16
33
53
3
Chelsea
24
15
5
4
45
16
29
50
4
Liverpool
23
13
8
2
54
28
26
47
5
Tottenham Hotspur
23
13
5
5
46
21
25
44
6
Arsenal
24
12
6
6
45
31
14
42
7
Leicester City
24
9
7
8
36
32
4
34
8
Burnley
24
9
7
8
19
21
-2
34
9
Everton
24
7
7
10
26
39
-13
28
10
Watford
24
7
5
12
33
44
-11
26
11
West Ham United
24
6
8
10
30
42
-12
26
12
AFC Bournemouth
24
6
7
11
25
36
-11
25
13
Crystal Palace
24
6
7
11
22
37
-15
25
14
Huddersfield Town
24
6
6
12
19
41
-22
24
15
Newcastle United
23
6
5
12
21
31
-10
23
16
Brighton & Hove Albion
24
5
8
11
17
33
-16
23
17
Stoke City
24
6
5
13
25
50
-25
23
18
Southampton
23
4
9
10
23
34
-11
21
19
West Bromwich Albion
24
3
11
10
19
31
-12
20
20
Swansea City
23
4
5
14
14
35
-21
17
So that’ us in the bottom 3 all week.
Just what we need with our lot already playing with fear.
Behind the sofa option tomorrow just became the best option
Citeh 1:0 Newcastle. HT
Flattering Newcastle tbf
Interesting relegation battle this year. Probably everyone up to Everton involved!
Citeh 2:1 Newcastle - latest
Newcastle cut the deficit out of nowhere
And it finishes 3-1 to City
HT - Swansea 1 v Liverpool 0
Beautiful nod back across the goal by VVD to set-up the Swansea opener…hilarious. 
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From the BBC:
Posted at 41 m
GOAL - Swansea 1-0 Liverpool
Alfie Mawso
Well then!
I was just about to say how great Virgil van Dijk has been but he pretty much chips in with an assist for the hosts as he heads down a corner, it rebounds off one player and Alfie Mawson sweeps home the loose ball.
Whilst we’re wanking over a 1-1 with Spurs yesterday Swansea are beating the form team in the League.
Bin dippers lose!
Ha! Ha!
Dick Van Dyke vfm lol
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As much as I don’t want Swansea to be picking up points, it has made me smile that Virgil fucks up for the goal and then Lallana misses from 3 yards in the 94th minute. Haha.
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Crawl back under your rock Barry.
Not wrong though, I wish I had a rock to live under, no poll tax.
I can have a large skip of rocks delivered tomorrow. PM me.