People Who Historically Worked with Clay vs. The Mighty Southampton - Match Thread

Me again! Thankfully this will be the last time I need to start a match thread because

WE ARE GOING TO SMASH THEM.

(Law of averages suggests that this phrase will be correct eventually.)

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2-0 Stoke, can’t see us getting anything up there, Saturday was an improvement and yet we still can’t fucking score.

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2-0 Stoke, can’t see us getting anything up there, Saturday was an improvement and yet we still can’t fucking score

Originally posted by Barry Sanchez

Steady Baz there was almost something positive in that…

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I am never drinking Lownebrau again.

What happened last Saturday? Did the United match get called off due to Aliens on the M3?

Hope Saints travel up early, might take them 3 days to reach Stoke, especially if some numbnuts lobs his left over Pasty out the car window again

1-3 to SFC

1-3 to SFC

1-3 to SFC

1-3 to SFC

1-3 to SFC

And keep Chanting

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You been in an airport lounge again?

It’ll take us until November to score 3 goals and you think we can do that in one match??

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We won’t score and they’ll win

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(unless MP takes my advice and drops Redmond…then we may have a chance)

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In recent seasons Morgan, SD and Schlong have all scored there. Easy.

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I fancy the Mighty Lemina to score…0 - 2 to our brave lads. No probs.

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No. But I am at home so alcohol may ave played a part :lou_smiley:

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I have a suspicion that MoPe is getting blackmailed in to playing Redmond.

I’m gunna take one for the team and find a real life Ray Donovan to fix this shit.

…saying that, Redmond did ACTUALLY run in a straight line down the wing on Saturday and got to the byline! I had to rewind just to check that:

a) It wasn’t Bertrand

b) I wasn’t dreaming

c) I hadn’t gone completely fucking mental

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If a broken watch is correct twice a day, stands to reason that Redmond would run in a straight line at least once a season.

What he won’t ever do is to play an easy pass with any degree of care whatsoever

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After stating the United were going to rip us a new one it would appear that they gently eased in using plenty of lubrication.

If we can play against Stoke like we played against Utd in the second half then I am confident for a 1-3 to the Mighty Saints, otherwise a 3rd loss is on the cards.

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He averages a goal every 7-8 games so perhaps we should just persevere with him for a couple more games, get a goal out of him and then bin him off.

1-3 to SFC

Keep the Chant going

Make them all believers.

:lou_lol: :lou_lol: :lou_lol:

I only had a look at this thread to find out what became of Angelo Dundee and Drew Bundini Brown.

:slight_frown:

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I miss Pelle

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We won’t lose.

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So do I. He’s a dreamboat.

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