🚴 Personal Cycling

Latest football injury means I can’t run or twist my right knee.

Just about the only cardio exercise I can do is cycling. Currently borrowing my son’s hybrid bike for trips from Eastleigh to Winchester or Romsey and am loving being back on a bike again.

Used to think this thread was for weirdos, but now I’m here it’s got a lot better.

The only problem I’ve had came on a moist and twisty downhill section when, as I got to the bottom, I punctured Fatso’s mum.

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I’ve ridden a few bikes in my time. I’m not a keen cyclist though.

Sorry for the downvote @saintbletch - fat thumbs.

will upvote to make amends

That’s 2 downvotes by me this weekend - both when sober (relatively)

:lou_facepalm_2:

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Cobham, me old mucker, you really need to work on that upvote/downvote thing. Of course, if you’re defending the honour of Fatso’s mum by way of a downvote then I will fully withdraw (as indeed should Bletch).

If anyone would like to post a link to the classic Groucho Marx comment about defending a lady’s honour, now would be a good time I think.

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I’m all for a timely withdrawal.

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Bystander (or some such): What do you think you’re doing?
Groucho: I’m defending this woman’s honor…which is more than she ever did.

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Every time I speak to people who say they want to get fit, I always say get on a bike. It is great exercise and outdoors. Also much more fun if you get a cycle buddy.

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Yep, if you want regular exercise just hang out with the village bike.

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Don’t know if my.20k round trip counts but it feels great to be exercising again.

Here are some gratuitous shots of Winch…

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Strava or it ain’t true…

But well done

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That doesnt help me as that was my sister

I’ve joined Strava but to be honest Bob, if I was going to embellish a cycling trip I’d have posted an image of me on a bike wearing a yellow t shirt somewhere on a tour of France.

I can confirm a mysterious package was delivered to chez Bletch. Bletch has ‘asthma’ apparently. Make of that what you will.
He’s also a cunt. Not that that’s related in any way.

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There was a can of Punk IPA in that package for which I have a therapeutic use exemption.

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Gentlemen - I have a kernel of an idea… maybe we should do a wee ride for ‘Charidy’ at some point … as for training, the distance is not really the bastard - Apart from sore arse - TBH, its more about ‘pace’ that you do that distance. eg, you try and hold 28-30 kmh for 25km is about as knackering for me as doing 100km at 24-25kmh … or 160km at 22 kmh

I try and get out around 6-730 am when I can and then as much as possible on a saturday

So should we get out on road?

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How would that work, Gay?

The Users’ Map says you live in deep fried land?

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Perhaps we could all meet in the middle somewhere.

You cycle down and we cycle up?

Aim to meet in Winchester, perhaps?

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If nothing but to meet @Map-Of-Tasmania in RL a charity ride needs to be done!!!

Imagine the physique and confidence of a young Mario Cipollini with the looks and intelligence of Bernard Hinault in his prime… now picture the opposite

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I was actually thinking of something a little larger in scale… would take a fair bit of planning but could be fun. Back in 2005 I ride with 4 others, 2 Saints fans and 2 Pompey cans from Middlesborogh’s Riverside stadium to St Mary’s arriving in the eve of what turned out to be the relegation match against Man U… we raised £10,000 for the Neurological unit at Southampton Gernal hospital - was around 560km in 6 days. We had sponsorship from the likes of Premier Inn for cheaper overnight stays and a support van…

All of you could do 100-130km a day with about 2-3 months of training doing say 40km a day (2hours) … just a thought…

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