Ladies, Gentlemen and Bears; this is a vital moment in human history.
In this thread I aim to conclude, once and for all, whether pissing in the shower is an acceptable cultural norm or a gross violation of what it even means to be human.
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The rest of my cricket team seemed to object, so I haven’t done it since.
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Saves water! Save the planet!
Chris Evans said that he has a wee and brushes his teeth in the shower… Hmm
I once happened upon a communal bathroom the night one of my co-residents evidently had problems finding the bog for a number two. That is disgusting. Pissing in the shower is fine, by comparison.
If there’s no body, there’s no murder. Similarly, if human waste is on its way to the local water treatment plant, and not smeared all over the fucking tiles in the only available bathroom, I can pretend it’s not happening.
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Absolutely piss in the shower. Why waste a perfectly good flush of water when I’m already sending a bunch down the drain anyway?!
Its only natural…
As long as the shower drains quickly it’s not a problem otherwise you’re standing in your, admittedly semi diluted, piss!
The shower starts pissing on me as soon as I get in. It only seems fair to piss back and make a fight of it.
Um, I’m assuming we are talking about pissing upwards at the shower head?
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How else are you going to treat jellysish stings on your feet?
I know I’m getting old and forgetful but I don’t recall ever having been stung by a jellyfish in my shower!
Neither can I, but I don’t beleive in taking chances. Especially with my old timer’s disease. This is why I make every effort to pee not only at the shower head, but all over myself in the process.
“I can hear Grandad in the shower again, he’s shouting rude words at the shower head and pissing on himself”
I can’t wait until I get proper old!!!