Platini "Resigns" Following Failed Ban Appeal!

Michel Platini has “resigned” his position as President of UEFA, after his appeal against his ban for receiving “disloyal payments” (being a corrupt cunt) was rejected by the Court of Arbitration for Sport.

The corrupt cunt said:

“I am resigning from my duties as Uefa president to pursue my battle in front of the Swiss courts to prove my innocence in this case.”

Oh. And there was me thinking it was because _you were banned _ from doing that job (for at least the next four years), because you were accused of being a corrupt cunt. Then you were found guilty of being a corrupt cunt. Then you appealed, protesting that you were not a corrupt cunt, but the highest court of appeal for such sporting matters dismissed your appeal, stating that your:

“behaviour was not ethical or loyal”.

and that

“The Cas panel was of the opinion that a severe sanction could be justified in view of the superior functions carried out by Mr Platini (Fifa vice-president and Uefa president), the absence of any repentance and the impact that this matter has had on Fifa’s reputation.”

In other words, that you are a corrupt cunt.

Good luck with proving your “innocence” then Monsieur Platini.*

* You corrupt cunt!!! :lou_angry:

BBC Report

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I thought they upheld it because he was A French corrupt cunt ?

Although every time he appeals they knock 2 years off his ban. two more ought to do it.

The only upside in the Blatter situation is that he will probably be dead by the time his ban ends which means it is as good as a life ban, whereas Platini is the sort of shitbag who will reappear in the future

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I would like to think that Platini is tainted enough now that they will let him nowhere near FIFA or any other governing body in the future, but stranger things have happened.

I’d like to think so too Soggy – but it would seem that against all contraindications otherwise – that FIFA deem such tainted character flaws to be ideal qualifications to work within their criminal enterprise. :lou_wink_2:

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