:pompey_city: ❓ Portsmouth

At least they’re turning the city red and white.

It makes much more sense to have it painted red when from a certain angle it looks like a huge vagina.

Is it true that Portsmouth is named after blowjobs, cos Port is like something sailors come in to, and cos Mouth is like a mouth?

srs question no trolls pls

Do your research, Toke.

My team is Leinster - or more specifically County Wexford, depending on the sport. If not that, then it’s the mighty Gosport Borough all the way. Saints is my fifth or sixth team.

On the subject of plastic fans and Bear being a Villa fan, I’m reminded of going away to see Saints v Villa many years ago. I went with a couple of mates - one of whom had only recently really got into his football.

So we’ve been on the coach for a few hours and my JCL mate starts complaining that it’s taking a long time to get there. We just ignore him and get him another beer. We then hit the outskirts of Birmingham and the mate in questions sees a road sign saying “Birmingham 5 miles” and he freaks out; telling us that we’ve gone the wrong way or that we’re on the wrong coach.

It turns out he thought that ‘Villa’ was a London club!

The rest of the journey, the match, the return journey and in fact most of that year was spent taunting him with cockney sayings, said in a brummie accent.

Try it. It’s odd.

Oop thoi haples and perz

Ow abowt a noice coop of rowsey loi?

Poi an licker?

Geloid eels?

Toke’s a ****.

EDIT: pap, can we take **** out of the swear filter? I need to use it, because as yesterday proved Toke really is a ****.

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cunt

Edit: just checkin.

Originally posted by @Bearsy

cunt

Edit: just checkin.

Nope. He’s a ****.

See?

Try it, Bear. It might just be me.

pap, I’ll add it to the ‘pap the site is shite’ thread.

Originally posted by @Bearsy

cunt

Edit: just checkin.

It’s not a curse word, it is a legitimate word meaning a person who puts his dick in a fish’s hoo-ha.

Dad

Edit: just checkin.

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Yes, son?

Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

It’s not a curse word, it is a legitimate word meaning a person who puts his dick in a fish’s hoo-ha.

Skate?

Pompey Supporter?

I briefly lived in Portsmouth. My girlfriend at the time was finishing up at uni there and we wanted to move in together, so I jumped across from Southampton for a couple of years.

Well, it was Southsea actually which does make a world of difference. Southsea’s kind of ashamed of Portsmouth - it’s a liberal, punky sort of district filled with students, surprisingly decent pubs/music venues and a slew of suspiciously cheap (yet tasty) curry houses. Plus the beach is alright.

Portsmouth itself is a proper hole. A grey, incredibly densely-populated city of depravity. I saw a comedian at their Guildhall and he said that he’d been to Gunwharf earlier in the day. He remarked that “It’s quite nice, isn’t it?” followed swiftly by, “It’s like the council saw what it had and decided to start again over there.”

I couldn’t agree more.

Shit, backwards city.

Shit, decrepit stadium.

Shit, fickle fans.

Shit mockney-farmer accent.

However I’d prefer we just forget about them now and cease to observe their existence. That’ll hurt far more than rubbing our current status in their faces.

I would vote your post up ant, but you have admitted to directly funding Jimmy Carr.

It’s a dealbreaker. I didn’t realise we had such mainstreamists on here :wink:

I don’t remember saying that :innocent:

Think the tickets were bought for me and it was quite a few years ago now. One of his first few tours, which were genuinely worth a look. Wouldn’t be seen dead at one of his shows now (or in central Portsmouth for that matter, without a bloody good reason).

Hooray. I found my old rats leaving sinking ship image! I Sotonians’ed it up a bit.

At least stick a star in that word. I know this site allows swear words, but please!

Ah, we’re taking the piss. Plus, I have seen it. One of the Navy mushes M knows is a Pompey fan, and has had an Arsenal shirt on in both recent cup finals. I hear there are a lot of Arsenal shirts in the city. I went to a 40th in Pompey last year, expecting all kinds of inter-city banter. Most were fans of different teams.

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Not all people in Portsmouth are bad: some are in prison.

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I have knowledge of this subject. :laughing:

There was a time when I wasn’t really aware of the rivalry but it grew down there as we became established as a top division team.

I can’t speak for all pompey fans but I can assure Saints fans who never stray the city boundaries that 90% of them despise us with absolute bitter frothing-at-the-mouth drooling hatred.

It’s a bit like England-Scotland where the larger nation can’t be arsed to join in the rivalry.

I never responded in kind…until they came to our ground and abused a dead man in front of his family.

I think it might have changed for a few people that night - the mask dropped and there was the pompey way laid bare, they couldn’t even respect a minute silence.

If you live in Southampton and never see a pompey fan it’s easy to ignore them, but if like me you see them every week and have to put up with made-up stories and lies peddled as truth, it’s difficult to ignore.

I’m told on a regular basis that our administration was exactly the same as theirs, that our fanbase is silent, that we ripped off creditors, that we have no away fans, that we don’t own our own ground, that we give free tickets to asylum seekers to fill the ground, that the club is for sale, that we are massively in debt, that we boo our own players at every match, that our ground is called St Fairies and it’s in Little Delhi, that Markus Liebherr stole from jews in WW2, that Southampton men hid during WWI rather than serve, that the rivalry started with a dock strike where cowardly Southampton men stole work from brave pompey dockers …all of this and more is absolutely standard daily truth in pompey, and believed and repeated by most.

We are of course a little club with a much smaller fanbase than pompey, apparently.

And let’s recall how when we were in financial trouble they loved it so much, it was hilarious, what’s the temperature in Scumland?

Minus ten! Haha. Look at the dirty Scummers down in League One, they are fucked!

My reaction to this barrage of hatred over the last decade has created in me such a dislike of that club that I don’t even grant them the basic courtesy of a captal letter.

And as long as the lies keep flowing, I’ll keep responding. :smile:

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Haha, couldn’t have put it any better Rallyboy. :lou_lol:

Absolutely fucking rancid ‘football club’.

When you’ve had to endure any kind of regular interaction with the majority sub-species inhabiting that filthy cesspit of iniquity – the mental scar tissue gradually builds up over a period of time, being forcefully subjected to their ludicrous hate-filled drivel, it kind of rubs off on you. Regular contact with the city and its native specimens stains you. Like when you’ve been sprayed with crowd-control skunk-water at a demonstration, and you can’t get rid of the repulsive odor for days on end.

The layers of scum that permeate the city from its insideous vile atmosphere, somehow seems to get into your skin, and just visiting the area for a matter of hours, can (and often does) leave you feeling unclean for days, despite sandpapering down to the hypodermis.

And besides…

Originally posted by @Goatboy

d face on this?

Look at that poor little face. Have you any idea just how many p*mpey cocks that poor little skate-fishy has had shoved in its innocent flappy little mouth during its short life so far? :lou_sad:

A well placed cruise missile on the bridge into (and out of) the island could help prevent incidents such as this article from happening. The lengths some people are willing to go to, to stay out of that place. It speaks volumes. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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I went to Uni there for 4 years. Thought it was a nice enough place. But then I have no interest in football or the rivalry.