Do your research, Toke.
My team is Leinster - or more specifically County Wexford, depending on the sport. If not that, then it’s the mighty Gosport Borough all the way. Saints is my fifth or sixth team.
On the subject of plastic fans and Bear being a Villa fan, I’m reminded of going away to see Saints v Villa many years ago. I went with a couple of mates - one of whom had only recently really got into his football.
So we’ve been on the coach for a few hours and my JCL mate starts complaining that it’s taking a long time to get there. We just ignore him and get him another beer. We then hit the outskirts of Birmingham and the mate in questions sees a road sign saying “Birmingham 5 miles” and he freaks out; telling us that we’ve gone the wrong way or that we’re on the wrong coach.
It turns out he thought that ‘Villa’ was a London club!
The rest of the journey, the match, the return journey and in fact most of that year was spent taunting him with cockney sayings, said in a brummie accent.
Try it. It’s odd.
Oop thoi haples and perz
Ow abowt a noice coop of rowsey loi?
Poi an licker?
Geloid eels?
Toke’s a ****.
EDIT: pap, can we take **** out of the swear filter? I need to use it, because as yesterday proved Toke really is a ****.