:pompey_city: ❓ Portsmouth

I reckon we do two badges, Skate Mate or Skate Hate, and plop our fishy friends in that depending on whether they are dickheads or not.

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I agree, Like portsmouth one for B-Letch, Villa one for bear and Celtic one for me. Otherwise how are we going to know which team we support?

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Photoshop a smiley/sa

d face on this?

Give me a dickhead one . :smile:

Originally posted by @Bearsy

Are you Portsmouth Arthurhucksake?

Pap - we prob need a badge for this.

No I’m heart of Midlothian.

At least they’re turning the city red and white.

It makes much more sense to have it painted red when from a certain angle it looks like a huge vagina.

Is it true that Portsmouth is named after blowjobs, cos Port is like something sailors come in to, and cos Mouth is like a mouth?

srs question no trolls pls

Do your research, Toke.

My team is Leinster - or more specifically County Wexford, depending on the sport. If not that, then it’s the mighty Gosport Borough all the way. Saints is my fifth or sixth team.

On the subject of plastic fans and Bear being a Villa fan, I’m reminded of going away to see Saints v Villa many years ago. I went with a couple of mates - one of whom had only recently really got into his football.

So we’ve been on the coach for a few hours and my JCL mate starts complaining that it’s taking a long time to get there. We just ignore him and get him another beer. We then hit the outskirts of Birmingham and the mate in questions sees a road sign saying “Birmingham 5 miles” and he freaks out; telling us that we’ve gone the wrong way or that we’re on the wrong coach.

It turns out he thought that ‘Villa’ was a London club!

The rest of the journey, the match, the return journey and in fact most of that year was spent taunting him with cockney sayings, said in a brummie accent.

Try it. It’s odd.

Oop thoi haples and perz

Ow abowt a noice coop of rowsey loi?

Poi an licker?

Geloid eels?

Toke’s a ****.

EDIT: pap, can we take **** out of the swear filter? I need to use it, because as yesterday proved Toke really is a ****.

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cunt

Edit: just checkin.

Originally posted by @Bearsy

cunt

Edit: just checkin.

Nope. He’s a ****.

See?

Try it, Bear. It might just be me.

pap, I’ll add it to the ‘pap the site is shite’ thread.

Originally posted by @Bearsy

cunt

Edit: just checkin.

It’s not a curse word, it is a legitimate word meaning a person who puts his dick in a fish’s hoo-ha.

Dad

Edit: just checkin.

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Yes, son?

Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

It’s not a curse word, it is a legitimate word meaning a person who puts his dick in a fish’s hoo-ha.

Skate?

Pompey Supporter?

I briefly lived in Portsmouth. My girlfriend at the time was finishing up at uni there and we wanted to move in together, so I jumped across from Southampton for a couple of years.

Well, it was Southsea actually which does make a world of difference. Southsea’s kind of ashamed of Portsmouth - it’s a liberal, punky sort of district filled with students, surprisingly decent pubs/music venues and a slew of suspiciously cheap (yet tasty) curry houses. Plus the beach is alright.

Portsmouth itself is a proper hole. A grey, incredibly densely-populated city of depravity. I saw a comedian at their Guildhall and he said that he’d been to Gunwharf earlier in the day. He remarked that “It’s quite nice, isn’t it?” followed swiftly by, “It’s like the council saw what it had and decided to start again over there.”

I couldn’t agree more.

Shit, backwards city.

Shit, decrepit stadium.

Shit, fickle fans.

Shit mockney-farmer accent.

However I’d prefer we just forget about them now and cease to observe their existence. That’ll hurt far more than rubbing our current status in their faces.

I would vote your post up ant, but you have admitted to directly funding Jimmy Carr.

It’s a dealbreaker. I didn’t realise we had such mainstreamists on here :wink:

I don’t remember saying that :innocent:

Think the tickets were bought for me and it was quite a few years ago now. One of his first few tours, which were genuinely worth a look. Wouldn’t be seen dead at one of his shows now (or in central Portsmouth for that matter, without a bloody good reason).

Hooray. I found my old rats leaving sinking ship image! I Sotonians’ed it up a bit.

At least stick a star in that word. I know this site allows swear words, but please!