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Jack Schitt posted this 17 May 2016

Originally posted by Sussexsaint

Ive nicked the link from the other place but its worthy of posting here

 

Neil Allen meltdown

It really does warrent a read, let the tears of mirth flow

Nelly Allen is a proper fucking p*mpey knobjockey. A twat of the highest order, who is the journalistic equivalent of a low-rent whore, selling out any sense of journalistic integrity to write only the kind of vainglorious emotional absolute drivel that those deluded fuckwits on Portsea Island want to hear.

Everytime I read anything by Nelly Allen on the dirty cheating skate cunts, I come away with the horrible representative mental image of him giving TCWTB a blow-job.

I've not read him for a while, but can't say I'm surprised to see that his writing has descended even further into the linguistic pits of syntactic despair than before. It was bad enough that he felt the need to crudely butcher the English language into such short shite manageable soundbites that became derisively known as "p*mpey paragraphs" in order for the stupid cunts that make up their readershit to grasp his essence (what!? Neil Allen has an essence?!?) -- but that he's now writing the whole piece in supersized bold text is the final departure from any semblance of journalistic standards whatsoever.

Neil Allen and p*rtsmouth -- they fit together like a hand into a six-fingered glove. lou_facepalm2

 

Jack Schitt posted this 17 May 2016

Originally posted by Rallyboy

We need to nip this in the bud for two good reasons.

1. The RB Corporation doesn't have enough staff working 24-7 to service posting on two mega-threads.

2. Pap hates a pompey thread - the thought that he himself could give birth to a second PTS would make his little beardy face visibly crease with disdain.

Why does Pap hate a p*mpey thread?

The cunts are there to be shot at, as they self-indulgently provide us with all the comic material we will ever need. They effectively do the job of ripping the piss out of themselves for us, -- and it would be criminal not to oblige.

Give the people want they want. And what a lot of us want, is a place to glory in their seemingly eternal karmic backlash. lou_lol

The PTS thread is the only thing that keeps me reading anything at all over there, and so long as I have an outlet here, I have no reason to post on TSW at all.

 

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PhilippineSaint posted this 14 August 2016

The Argentine President has just come out with this 

 

"Mr Macri quoted the Argentine basketball team captain, Luis Scola, who said during the week: "I don't want Brazil to lose. I just want them to lose when they play Argentina. It seems silly to me to sing chants against a team that is not even on the court."

That is what it appears Saints fans are doing with Pompey.

Although I never heard any anti pompey songs on the commmentary that i got yesterday. was there any ?

Or have we decided they are not worth it anymore?

CB Saint posted this 14 August 2016

Wash your mouth out son...

lifeintheslowlane posted this 14 August 2016

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

The Argentine President has just come out with this 

 

"Mr Macri quoted the Argentine basketball team captain, Luis Scola, who said during the week: "I don't want Brazil to lose. I just want them to lose when they play Argentina. It seems silly to me to sing chants against a team that is not even on the court."

That is what it appears Saints fans are doing with Pompey.

Although I never heard any anti pompey songs on the commmentary that i got yesterday. was there any ?

Or have we decided they are not worth it anymore?

 Yes there was the one obligatory Que Sera but I think this is more a product of not having another narritive song singing the praises of our glorious team. No less embarassing than singing a song about Havant and Waterlooville and no more irrelevant.

Dubai_Phil posted this 21 September 2016

oops

 

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-helpers-plunged-into-financial-trouble-1-7590471

Pompey helpers plunged into financial trouble

lifeintheslowlane posted this 21 September 2016 - Last edited 21 September 2016

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

oops

 

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-helpers-plunged-into-financial-trouble-1-7590471

Pompey helpers plunged into financial trouble

 "Page not found"...Portsea censorship at work no doubt...or even someone's shot the messenger.

PhilippineSaint posted this 16 November 2016

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-38004292

 

They should have moved it slightly inland and detonated it 

pap posted this 17 November 2016 - Last edited 17 November 2016

For the record, I don't hate a Pompey thread.   I started this thread!

I just find it laughable that the biggest, most viewed thread in existence on TSW is about the scruffs down the road.

While we've got a general policy of having nice long threads, Pompey is the exception.   Better to have multiple threads where they get laughed at a little bit than one thread, with 100k posts, and getting on for 13m fucking views.

These days, I'm as mindlessly tribal as the next man when I'm inside the Stadium.   Whether it's Man Utd or Inter, they hear about Pompey, and I help.

But.  There are probably people in Fratton masturbating to those stats right now.   "Look 'ow much those fackers care!", they might say on their vinegar strokes.  It's sometimes very funny, particularly when super-weapon Rallyboy is on the go, but it's a statistical embarrassment.

PhilippineSaint posted this 17 November 2016

I notice that they have also been fined 15000 for playing a weakened side.

How is that possible weaker than they already are ?

lifeintheslowlane posted this 17 November 2016

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-38004292

 

They should have moved it slightly inland and detonated it 

I would have thought there was more of a danger of collateral damage at sea.lou_smiley 

Rallyboy posted this 17 November 2016

Think of the fish.

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