Originally posted by Sussexsaint
Ive nicked the link from the other place but its worthy of posting here
It really does warrent a read, let the tears of mirth flow
Nelly Allen is a proper fucking p*mpey knobjockey. A twat of the highest order, who is the journalistic equivalent of a low-rent whore, selling out any sense of journalistic integrity to write only the kind of vainglorious emotional absolute drivel that those deluded fuckwits on Portsea Island want to hear.
Everytime I read anything by Nelly Allen on the dirty cheating skate cunts, I come away with the horrible representative mental image of him giving TCWTB a blow-job.
I've not read him for a while, but can't say I'm surprised to see that his writing has descended even further into the linguistic pits of syntactic despair than before. It was bad enough that he felt the need to crudely butcher the English language into such short shite manageable soundbites that became derisively known as "p*mpey paragraphs" in order for the stupid cunts that make up their readershit to grasp his essence (what!? Neil Allen has an essence?!?) -- but that he's now writing the whole piece in supersized bold text is the final departure from any semblance of journalistic standards whatsoever.
Neil Allen and p*rtsmouth -- they fit together like a hand into a six-fingered glove.