After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn’t find him, he’s going to use both eyes.
We’ve just heard that a juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.
I have more, Cobber.
And I’ve got stamina.
Be warned.
Ok! I give in - if only to save everyone from more crimes against comedy…
Hampshire constabulary are investigating how all their dogs escaped from the k-9 unit, they currently have no leads…
Oh, no, not you as well…?!!
Sorry, couldn’t resist
P.S. I’m not sorry
I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me: “What does surrender mean?” I said: “I give up!”
Tim Vine
Our old mate RabertOi tried to join again. Gone.
I also had to delete a poster we probably knew because I got a crappy email address in the sign up detail.
Rules is rules. I don’t care if you’re called Lord Duckhunter. I need an email address to tell new people that they’ve been approved
And if you’re one of the idiots stupid enough to believe Hypo’s shite in 2015 about personal details, just create a new email account somewhere. Easy enough to do.
Shame that, quite like his posts on TSW, tho’ I don’t always agree.
I hope he signs up again with a legit email address.
Presumably Bletch has now got through that whole box of Christmas crackers and run out of jokes…
He found them in the recycling bin behind the local Lidl
I am about as obscure as is possible. In any case, following is a link to an interesting article regarding Ralph Krueger by an excellent writer:
Note that ‘never say never’ Ralph would likely receive/accept a coaching offer before Xmas if his Team Europe makes it to the semifinal round of the competition. The NHL loves to recycle coaches, and he had a rough ride in his experience with Edmonton Oilers. He may want a fair chance at NHL coaching success.
Thanks for finding that Weasel. Interesting read.
Team Europe in NHL & Ryder Cup at the same time.
Shame UK left…
OMG
England Rugby Coach at Staplewood.
Chairman has gone all Hockey.
When did we fall through a hole in the space/time continuum and land back in the Rupert era?
Can someone tell Lord D that he was rejected for email reasons over at TSW?
I wouldn’t want him getting the wrong idea.
done
Some of the names we get are genuinely bizarre.
EllenDag.
Ellen is available! What was with the Dag suffix? Does she like dags?
Laters EllenDag; we never knew ya.
Anyway, it seems we’ve got Lord Duckhunter back on his second go. Perhaps he’s a poster we’ll get to know.
I don’t curate this thread much anymore. We just get too many persistent spammers.
However, I would like to draw attention to one particular poster. In this case, the username was unimportant. The first part of his email address was interesting.
Properly punctuated, it reads:-
Mr Dong Wang
What the fuck are you doing on forums, mate? If the name rings true*, you should be doing fucking in porn.
* sadly, it almost never does.