Posters we never knew

After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn’t find him, he’s going to use both eyes.

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We’ve just heard that a juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.

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I have more, Cobber.

And I’ve got stamina.

Be warned.

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Ok! I give in - if only to save everyone from more crimes against comedy…

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Hampshire constabulary are investigating how all their dogs escaped from the k-9 unit, they currently have no leads…

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Oh, no, not you as well…?!!

:lou_facepalm_2:

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Sorry, couldn’t resist :lou_lol:

P.S. I’m not sorry :lou_sunglasses:

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I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me: “What does surrender mean?” I said: “I give up!”

Tim Vine

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Our old mate RabertOi tried to join again. Gone.

I also had to delete a poster we probably knew because I got a crappy email address in the sign up detail.

Rules is rules. I don’t care if you’re called Lord Duckhunter. I need an email address to tell new people that they’ve been approved :slight_smile:

And if you’re one of the idiots stupid enough to believe Hypo’s shite in 2015 about personal details, just create a new email account somewhere. Easy enough to do.

Shame that, quite like his posts on TSW, tho’ I don’t always agree.

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I hope he signs up again with a legit email address.

Presumably Bletch has now got through that whole box of Christmas crackers and run out of jokes…

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He found them in the recycling bin behind the local Lidl

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I am about as obscure as is possible. In any case, following is a link to an interesting article regarding Ralph Krueger by an excellent writer:

Note that ‘never say never’ Ralph would likely receive/accept a coaching offer before Xmas if his Team Europe makes it to the semifinal round of the competition. The NHL loves to recycle coaches, and he had a rough ride in his experience with Edmonton Oilers. He may want a fair chance at NHL coaching success.

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Thanks for finding that Weasel. Interesting read.

Team Europe in NHL & Ryder Cup at the same time.

Shame UK left…

OMG

England Rugby Coach at Staplewood.

Chairman has gone all Hockey.

When did we fall through a hole in the space/time continuum and land back in the Rupert era?

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Can someone tell Lord D that he was rejected for email reasons over at TSW?

I wouldn’t want him getting the wrong idea.

done

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Some of the names we get are genuinely bizarre.

EllenDag.

Ellen is available! What was with the Dag suffix? Does she like dags? :lou_lol:

Laters EllenDag; we never knew ya.

Anyway, it seems we’ve got Lord Duckhunter back on his second go. Perhaps he’s a poster we’ll get to know.

I don’t curate this thread much anymore. We just get too many persistent spammers.

However, I would like to draw attention to one particular poster. In this case, the username was unimportant. The first part of his email address was interesting.

Properly punctuated, it reads:-

Mr Dong Wang

What the fuck are you doing on forums, mate? If the name rings true*, you should be doing fucking in porn.

* sadly, it almost never does.

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