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For a bit of fun.

You have each been asked to write a few lines for a PL preview of every club for a National Newspaper (Yes Dubai Crew do this every year, yes it is ME on behalf of US) It’s because I do the FB page and our Twitmeister canot be arsed

We can come back and laugh at this later

So off you go -

Prediction for the Season (ie a POSITION not a Top Half)

Player to Watch

Signing of the Summer

Where you watch the games when they are on TV

Will stick a link up to ours later

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The Sun.

Guaranteed another season of struggle, as they always will, until they re-appoint Nicola Cortese.

Player. All sold.

Signing. Did they sign anyone.

TV. Watching another channel or a re-run of a Palace game.

by Neil Ashton. (

8th

Hojbjerg

Hojbjerg

Either in the local boozer (BT) or at my plastic Manc nerighbours house.

7th(6th if we go out of Europa early(5th if we buy Rodriguez))

Austin(Rodriguez if we buy him)

Hojbjerg(Rodriguez if we buy him)

Home. All PL games are available whether sky/bt have them or not(free as well). :lou_lol:

You didn’t ask who you think we should buy.

I would’ve liked to answer that one.

OK one target to buy before the end of the Window!

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who is this Rodriguez of whom you speak? srs question no trolls pls

Jess Rodriguez. Real Madrid

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Oh gotcha. I didn’t know Jese was a Rodriguez, that’s gonna get fkn confusing, I mean having two J.Rodriguez. We should sign James Rodriguez also.

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Surely there is a “Beetlejuice risk” of some kind with three J Rodriguez’, Bear? I’m personally sure that the name carries the same supernatural risk, but you can’t be too careful.

It’s a good job we have the black box working this stuff out, and not you.

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Barry Gale will get really confused

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7th

Clasie

Hodjbjerg

Home … ( Saint or Sinner style )

Berahino

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DP clearly told you to write a few lines about every PL club, and none of you is doing it, you lazy cunts.

Originally posted by @Saint-or-sinner

Jess Rodriguez. Real Madrid

Hasnt he just gone to Paris St-G or is that someone else?

He’s being linked with them now(us the last couple of weeks). Don’t think he’s gone there(yet).

It’s one of them unlikely ones that i’d love to happen whilst accepting it probably won’t. Still, maybe, just maybe.

Back on topic you buggers I got plaguer plackerise steal your ideas for my article

OK sorry D_P.

There is one thing wrong here though.

Where the fuck is your prediction?

Surely your opening statement should have included one to get us going.

And no copying :lou_lol:

9th

Redmond

Hojbjerg

Home

7th

Shlong

Hojberg

Barasti in the New Francis Benali Stand (our tv corner & yes he has been invited!)

Boufal

Gonna have to pad that out with usual DP BS & references to our associate members Joe Root, Paul Collingwood, Andrew Symonds, Michael Vaughan, Rory’s caddy JP, Roberto Carlos & Will Smith no less

Also struggling to avoid any bad taste comments about Eric & planes today…

Now you know what it’s like trying to herd kittens…

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Boufal would be very nice. I’ve not heard his name mentioned for a while.

First person to mention Shlong i think. A bit better finishing and he’ll be up there.

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