Red-and-White Stripes vs. Black-and-White Stripes

I refuse to take off this mask of blind optimism until November.

2-1 Saints.

The rebirth continues.

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1-0 Saints, Rob Elliot OG in 2nd minute.

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As it’s on the telly box I’m going for a goal fest (it’s a Sky contractual requirement)

3:2 win for us

Now just need to find someone by Sunday who can hit a barn door with the proverbial banjo.

2-0 Saints, two Le Tiss specials.

Back 3 Bert crocked surely McQueen is the better choice at wing back than Targett?

We usually win this fixture 4-0.

So with that in mind I’m going for 0-0.

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Newcastle are always a soft touch, when you are looking for a win after a rough patch 2-0

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Explain please Gav, because there is no way we can move the ball all the way to their 18 yard box in 2 minutes?

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Can only be Newcastle kick off, pass it around, then back to keeper, bobble, in the net!

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Money is relative that is the equivelant of 5 Guinesses so about 19.5 of your Engleeesh pounds.

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Exactly how I envisaged it :lou_smiley:

Im going with the calls for Tadic in the number 10 role.

MoPE needs to change something it might as well be him.

Right then, just purchased a match ticket so I’m going to change my prediction.

nil fucking nil and the most boring game on Earth!!

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I will be watching on SKY, more commomly known as Murdochsacunto vision - given that the entertainment value I seem to get from this overpriced shit is often negligible, I am expecting a bastard result of 0-2 - I predict we will:

a) Dominate possession

b) Create at least 6 shots on goal, 0 on target

c) Look good in most of what we do up until the final 3rd

d) Have the above pointed out together with how few goals we have scored at home repeatedly by cuntish commentaters multiple times

e) Concede 2 goals- 1x wordly form around 48yards out with Forster rooted to the spot, 1 x soft penalty

f) Have Barry tell us how shite eveything is

g) Get through 8 pairs of TENA for men by full time

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Going to be a nice trip home for the Barcodes on Sunday, maybe!!

Ophelia to hit the UK over the weekend

193 shots and only 9 goals! That is over the last 14 premier league fixtures. That is a very poor 4.7% success rate. My god, I know where I would be putting my efforts in training!

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That’s bad, but look on the bright side.

We’re not Liverpool.

A run of one win in seven across all competitions since the end of August, with no clean sheets and 14 goals conceded.

Man u home and spuds away next up for them(could be 13 points behind and 9 games without a clean sheet). Klopp could be the next manager sacked

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I think Lawro is sexually harassing Southampton.

He has given us another kiss of death.

Predicting 2-1 and commenting “Southampton are another team that have been short of goals but they deserved to get something against Stoke in their last game, and I think they will edge this one.”

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