You fucking prawn sandwich cunt! Football is not a job…it is in the heart. It runs through the veins. It is a passion. A love. A desire. To play for the shirt should be payment enough, you embarrassing specimin.
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Fuck you! Have you seen my specimin? I’m not ashamed of my specimin. Or my prawn cunt sandwich.
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Not only have I seen your specimin, I have a vial of your specimin. And you should be ashamed of that. Keep a closer on eye on your seed.
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I rub my seed in my eye every morning.
What do you do?
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I rub your seed in my eye every morning.
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You’re what’s wrong with the modern game.
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No we haven’t. Shouldn’t you be enjoying your holiday with your family?
Nah, that me, the hairdresser. My refusal to take anything that involves 22 grown men, all of whom are millionnaires who cant get a tap on the leg without rolling over as if having it ampuated without any drugs, and shave their chest hair, and whine like girls over 30k a week when alraedy on 70, remotely seriously is apparently what makes me a cunt of a fan (or maybe just a cunt)
I get a little fucked off with how shit we are, the result, but ahve gotten on with life 5 mins later. My inabilty to or lack willingness to entering a fucking catholic level of mourning, wearing all black for 52 weeks after a defeat means i am but a stain on the name of the glorious game.
I thought I was the fucking best fan in the world once… When I bought every mug the club shop pumped out. These days only the 2003 Road to Cardiff, Chrissy marsden football genious, and The Beattie mug survive. I like to drink my first coffee of the day by smacking my lips on Beatts
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[Tadic: “We need to be men and we need to show our balls](http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/16131011.Saints_are ashamed of_themselves/?ref=rss)”
When two up front fails, and with no other ideas left, Saints resort to flashing. Worth a try I suppose.
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Perhaps we should resort to more desperate measures like passing to the two front men.
Just an idea.
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Uh oh.
Not sure we want Citeh to be out of Europe before they play us…
I admire your optimism Phil but even their third team shits all over our first.
Is it PC to say that some of the WAGS are making those boiler suits look good?
Golf thread?
Naaa…Who’s Pissed On A Friday thread. 
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Naaa multitasking failure.
Followed by something emotional happened on tv while trying to delete and getting distracted.
That said I did smile at the view of Mrs Cabrera Bello walking away from the TV camera (see golf thread for picture - somewhere from when I met her while getting pissed…
Multitasking should be left to women and ladyboys
leave it alone @dubai_phil 
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I’ve got to come home to crowing LFC fans and how good they are and how good van Dijk is and how shit we are, what hurts is they’re correct. Where is the money they’ve all asked as well, we’ve been well fucked over by Leibherr.
There’s no money missing though, is there? There’s just been a string of lazy decisions.
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