Now after watching another press conference with Roberto Mancini, I am getting very concerned that he maybe Frankenstein’s monster.
He used to wear a big thick Man City scarf during ALL Man City games, if it was hot or not. I thought this was a bit of a gimmick to win over City fans, but I saw him in an interview last year when he had a very high collar on his coat which went up to the bottom of his ears.
Today on sky sports he was in a press conference with a shirt on, but a massive white towel round his neck, up to his ears.
I know now that this should not bother me, but it really is starting to now!
But only sometimes! Come on a bath towel in a press conference, that is weird! I think that he has an issue that he is not comfortable with his neck! Also the last I checked the football season runs from August to May, he wore a scalf all season!
Funnily enough, that’s kind of what happened. The Land Rover was crashed by a cameraman who’s somewhat famous in the industry for calamities. But it was just pushed back upright and on we went.
But only sometimes! Come on a bath towel in a press conference, that is weird! I think that he has an issue that he is not comfortable with his neck! Also the last I checked the football season runs from August to May, he wore a scalf all season!
A long time ago in a faraway land, my work colleagues and I got out after a long drive, and I noticed that our Land Rover was leaning to the left.
‘Why is the Land Rover leaning to the left?’ I asked.
‘Who gives a fuck,’ came back the explanation.
Ever since, I’ve found this a useful way to sort the world.
So you question nothing! Hmm.
No, what I’m saying is with your ‘who gives a fuck’ question you’ve got Occam’s razor right there.
That doesn’t mean the mystery of Mancini’s scarf isn’t important - the left-leaning Land Rover riddle has nagged at me for more than two decades - it’s just that it can’t be solved. We can have our theories: mine is that Mancini has converted to Islam but fatally misinterpreted the modesty rule.
But ultimately, your question cannot be answered - it’s in the same order of questions as how can free will and God co-exist?
A long time ago in a faraway land, my work colleagues and I got out after a long drive, and I noticed that our Land Rover was leaning to the left.
‘Why is the Land Rover leaning to the left?’ I asked.
‘Who gives a fuck,’ came back the explanation.
Ever since, I’ve found this a useful way to sort the world.
So you question nothing! Hmm.
No, what I’m saying is with your ‘who gives a fuck’ question you’ve got Occam’s razor right there.
That doesn’t mean the mystery of Mancini’s scarf isn’t important - the left-leaning Land Rover riddle has nagged at me for more than two decades - it’s just that it can’t be solved. We can have our theories: mine is that Mancini has converted to Islam but fatally misinterpreted the modesty rule.
But ultimately, your question cannot be answered - it’s in the same order of questions as how can free will and God co-exist?
Was the passenger a massive fatty?
Given that the Landrover was crashed by the cameraman, I can only deduce that Furball is carrying a bit of timber.
