Mike Harding, in his book âThe Armchair Anarchistâs Almanacâ, reckoned you should invite them in, nip out the back, and tell the coppers youâre being burgled.
Has anyone else noticed that the JWâs seem to be on a charm offensive. Everywhere.
I first noticed them with a little stand with of leaflets by Bank tube station a few months back. Now theyâre everywhere I look I the City. Theyâve even made it out to Cobham âŠ
Strange thing is that I donât ever recall seeing anyone talking to them.
Scary.
I would gladly ban them from our road / village / county / etc
8.00am one Sunday morning
JW: âitâs so nice to see someone up early on a Sunday morningâ
Hungover CB âNo thanks to some cunt who just rang my doorbellâ
If you want to get rid of JWâs, forever, just tell them youâve been disfellowshipped.
Theyll never trouble you again.
Or just answer the door with your knob out
That tends to work with charity canvassers too. It may well work with political canvassers in the next few weeks as well - may try it.
Why is this in the Russia thread?
Or if you really want to trouble them tell them you are in the Fellowship and want to see there rings.
I havenât a clue.
Quoting for posterity.
He holds 4 passports but Iâm sure itâs a misunderstanding.
Anyway, this is bigger news than teargassing in France and Smoke bombs in Westminster apparently.
About as much credence as Russians going cathedral spotting and being allergic to slushy snowâŠ
Sounds more convincing than the deadliest nerve agent known to man, that kills in seconds, but takes hours to take effect. Is weather proof, but breaks down on a door handle in under an hour, then is found on the ground in pure concentrations weeks later.
Youâd have to be some kind of special to believe that and thatâs without looking at the full events of the day and the subsequent long list of lies and ever changing storyline.
Yeah but Bellingcat found pretty pictures.
Found or made?
Anyway Russia is a backward country, with a failing economy, thatâs intellectually miles behind the west. Thank fuck, otherwise they could develop something like Avangard. Now that would be unbelievable(to some).
It does Mach 27. Highly manoeuvrable and impossible to shoot down: thereâs only about 20 minutes from launch to anywhere and it can be coming in from any direction.
How the fuck do they do it on such a small budget. Youâd think we were the idiots, paying many times the price for such unbelievably inferior weapons. Still weâre paying the national debt of a small country for a handful of planes, that have over 200 potentially critical flaws(not including the one that caused the crash, that grounded them worldwide) so what should we expect.
Fun question: What is the F35 based on(the design was bought)? Youâll crack up, or have a heart attack(depending on how much of the bullshit youâve previously swallowed), when you find out.