Has anyone seen hide or hair of Ryan recently, conspicuous by his absence!!
I’ll get Eric to check his Twitter…
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Well @ryanbertrand3 isn’t the most prolific Twitterer but his last appears to be from June 25th
Strange coincidence. His car registration is ryanbertrand3 too.
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Oh, and you could check the L7 area, Big Paranoid Bob.
I’m confused. Is there a level of football player stalkery we’re all supposed to subscribe to?
Well I’m in a tree outside his house and he had breakfast at the usual time.
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Let’s try process of elimination.
He’s not in the Costa at Merry Hill, Dudley. I’ve just checked. I’m going to Sutton Coldfield next. Will check the McDonald’s and let you know.
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think I saw him in my garden earlier
Yes, goddammit.
Just concerned, didn’t see him in any of the training photos and he wasn’t at St Marys last night!!
Plus Yoshi has the number 3 shirt, maybe that peed Ryan off and he’s doing the offski
Eric will be busy landing planes in Dubai or he should be as they dont appear to be putting the wheels down anymore.
Such a tragic case. Unfortunately, Valium et al are banned down here and after being dragged screaming out of his Bar for emergency duty he was then involved in trying to hijack any passing Turkish Airlines plane to Scabi Dhabi for our Twitmeister who had been marooned.
Eric was last seen running naked down SZR cluthcing only a blonde wig to cover his manhood while spraying OSH onto passing Lions duct taped to the bonnets of passing cars.
His last words as they rammed him in the back of the Meat Wagon were I don’t know any Ryan.
HTH
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WTF … too much sun today or interesting brand of ciggies?
Fk you guise, a concerned supporter and all you can do is rip the piss or meander off on some random story about crash landing planes and stag dos…
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The only bit I didn’t believe was “Spaying OSH onto passing Lions.” there is no way he would be wasting OSH by not swallowing it.
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Ah, Monsieur Peul has cleared up the mystery
“Ryan for the moment has a little injury. We will see if he can play in the next game on Sunday, but we hope to have him back soon.”
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Ryan Bertrand and MIA. That’s a celebrity sextape I might pay to watch.
Not unless his body had, ahemm, filtered it first!!
Thats a month in jail down his neck of the woods if he gets caught.
I thought Bert Rand was like 52or something?