Saint or sinner v dinger (Peru v Denmark ko 5pm BBC)

High altitude rodent munchers take on happy fucks from scandi.

At last, the true fans of football get to show the world how it’s done.

Dinger’s dull Danish dunces to be pulverised by pure Peruvian passion*.

Where else would someone put on 24kg just to secure a ticket?

I have all the appropriate paraphernalia for a true Peruvian celebration(and the best avatar).

We shall be eating Causa de cangreso, Lomo saltado(couldn’t get Guinea pigs) and Suspiro Limeno washed down with Pisco sours and finished off with Cartavio XO.

*I know nothing about any of the players, so am banking on passion being more important than skill.

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But at Least Peru play in a Saints Sash shirt so we have to support them.

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Liking the look of Peru so far. Quick and skillful, move the ball nicely. And we definitely signed the wrong Carillo back in January. This one looks pretty decent.

Var Penalty for Peru

he ballooned it

Missed most of the first half, as i didn’t realise how much prep the food took.

All sorted now and sitting down with a Pisco sour. The team will take comfort from this news and raise their game accordingly.

2-0 Peru

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I was too busy wanking to celebrate this.

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